Emma

Putting the L in Emma since 2000. Or 1999, depending on who you ask.

[Emma @emailamazelady]

@jrennapp Omg twin! (I have a hypothesis for why mine hurts tho)

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@jrennapp If she’s showing up on your hinge she’s not a lesbian

[Emma @emailamazelady]

I’m not saying I’m superstitious but actually yes the fuck I am

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@davtheking_p2 A solid maybe

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@davtheking_p2 WHERE ON EARTH IS YOUR FILTER why have you completely lost it in the past like 72 hours

[Emma @emailamazelady]

Unfortunately my body doesn’t know the difference between waiting for an important email and being chased by a bear

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@davtheking_p2 Thank you for your service

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I’m not saying it cost us the game because I don’t like blaming refs but there is absolutely no shot that Carolina only committed one foul in the second half.

[Emma @emailamazelady]

Hey quick question can someone tell me what a charge is because I thought I knew but these refs seem to disagree with me

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Gonna start sleeping at work I’m so serious why is my commute taking 90 minutes

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Good snowy morning to everyone except the MBTA what do you MEAN there are no trains scheduled to leave from Davis in the next hour

[Emma @emailamazelady]

Good snowy morning to everyone except the MBTA what do you MEAN there are no trains scheduled to leave from Davis in the next hour

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@davtheking_p2 Re fucking tweet

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@davtheking_p2 Bestie it’s Tuesday

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@davtheking_p2 Thank you for your silence 🫶

[Emma @emailamazelady]

@cheerwinefloat It seemed low but I double checked

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@cheerwinefloat You said the word diva 6 times in a 30 minute episode I counted

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@davtheking_p2 I respect it (above like 50% it gets nauseating imo)

[Emma @emailamazelady]

@davtheking_p2 Depends on how diluted it is I’m so serious

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@davtheking_p2 You can’t just say perchance

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@davtheking_p2 Do I know what this is about