Mike Anderson

I'm an asshole

[Mike Anderson @emailsfromanass]

Check out this fuckin' sweet shovel: http://t.co/sLg0gLFe

[Mike Anderson @emailsfromanass]

Glorious master translator many helpful! http://t.co/HoywTbY7

[Mike Anderson @emailsfromanass]

This guy sucks at giving directions. http://t.co/aNPNxut9

[Mike Anderson @emailsfromanass]

I was just trying to teach kids the joys of hockey... http://t.co/yXHKOrHk

[Mike Anderson @emailsfromanass]

The quest for a Comanche. http://t.co/xBTpboD

[Mike Anderson @emailsfromanass]

Nobody else watched Wet Squirters 5 as a kid? http://dontevenreply.com/view.php?post=105

[Mike Anderson @emailsfromanass]

Free rocks! http://dontevenreply.com/view.php?post=104

[Mike Anderson @emailsfromanass]

This guy is the worst phone repairman I have ever encountered. http://dontevenreply.com/view.php?post=103

[Mike Anderson @emailsfromanass]

Nothing ever goes right when I try to sell something. http://dontevenreply.com/view.php?post=102

[Mike Anderson @emailsfromanass]

Awesome apartment for rent: http://dontevenreply.com/view.php?post=101

[Mike Anderson @emailsfromanass]

Leave me the fuck alone, Jumanji! http://www.dontevenreply.com/view.php?post=100

[Mike Anderson @emailsfromanass]

Poor Miguel. So hard to find work these days. http://dontevenreply.com/view.php?post=98

[Mike Anderson @emailsfromanass]

A foolproof plan to increase church profits: http://dontevenreply.com/view.php?post=97

[Mike Anderson @emailsfromanass]

This dude was probably going to rob me anyway. http://dontevenreply.com/view.php?post=96

[Mike Anderson @emailsfromanass]

Finally back from my vacation of helping poor underprivileged children learn how to read. Updates in a few minutes.

[Mike Anderson @emailsfromanass]

Need to get rid of your old car? LOOK NO FURTHER, MOTHERFUCKER! http://dontevenreply.com/view.php?post=94

[Mike Anderson @emailsfromanass]

Fine here's the link to the new one: http://dontevenreply.com/view.php?post=93

[Mike Anderson @emailsfromanass]

Two new posts. Well one is new, one is from a few days ago. But I forgot my password to twitter. Never make twitter accounts while drunk.

[Mike Anderson @emailsfromanass]

This woman needs help finding an unspecified piece of paper: http://dontevenreply.com/view.php?post=91

[Mike Anderson @emailsfromanass]

Innovative baby products: http://dontevenreply.com/view.php?post=90