em dash

be good, do good, click here ⤵️

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

simone throwing a funeral for the yurchenko double pike vault because she’s the only person in the world who can do it and now she’s done. looking for a word stronger than mother

[em dash @emalonez]

me playing toon blast

[Women Posting W's @womenpostingws]

Olympic silver medalist and Italian gymnast Giorgia Villa is sponsored by parmesan cheese and takes many of her photos while posing with large wheels of cheese

[em dash @emalonez]

hey i’m back. despite being Happy™️ now i am hoping to still be Funny

[Yanis Varoufakis @yanisvaroufakis]

"I am Jewish. I am Israeli. My parents were in Auschwitz. I am not going to support genocide, am I? I am here with Palestine."

[em dash @emalonez]

@yasssssjasi who deleted twitter from her phone and now takes months to respond....

[em dash @emalonez]

🥹🥹🥹

[em dash @emalonez]

@yasssssjasi i am not the product team but i AM the copywriter hehe

[MANIAC @ZachSheldon]

It’s very possible Keon Coleman is a 9-year old in the body of a Greek god

[em dash @emalonez]

this is why i love what i doooooooo

[mayi @torphor]

adult friendships are just begging your friends to go to the doctor

[jillian🌞🪸 @jillian_010]

obsessed w this but also calling this an ostrich is sending me

[reporting for duty. @nathanlately]

Y’all. Y’ALL. GET IN HERE. 😭😭😭😭😭

[Mark Glasgow Illustration @MGlasgowGoods]

I hate gay Halloween parties what do you mean you’re big miss steak

[Zach Raffio @zachraffio]

Leonardo DiCaprio switching to Bing

[rissy mcb @be_mymcBRiDE]

The Eagles Achilles heel: takis