emily weber

stay tuned for pet portraits and preschool quotes.

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Surprise! I've been drawing #petportraits!
PM me for all your glittery pet needs ✨🐩🐈✨

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@Princess_Goose3 😱🥰❤️😭

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@northynorth_ @ReddestRosies How did I miss this??? yall ARE SO CUTE ❤️❤️❤️

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@Princess_Goose3 @dox_gay Adam sent this to me too. Do I have meat cube energy?

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@Princess_Goose3 Screaming!

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Me: let's go in and get some water to cool off
2y/o: I want a soup or salad to cool me off

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@SgtRed177 Definetly was too early 🤣

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@Princess_Goose3 🤗🥰🤗🥰🤗🥰🤗

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@Princess_Goose3 A birthday BABE ❤🔥🔥🔥

[Rosie 🏳️‍⚧️ @ReddestRosies]

Here's the official teaser for INTERIDOLIA! My upcoming Doom WAD! Coming SOON (tm).

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@Princess_Goose3

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Today in preschool:
4y/o: Ms. Weber <5y/o> called me a piece of trash
5y/o: well he called me a hot mashed potato!

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Today in preschool:
5y/o: chocolate milk comes from chocolate cows.
4y/o: and boneless chicken wings come from boneless chickens!

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A child was late to school today, when the parent brought them in they cited the reason for being late as ~filming a tiktok~

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Not to brag or anything but my boyfriend and I use the same toast toastedness setting on our toaster. 🍞😎

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Today in preschool:
5y/o: I'm going to miss you when I forget you

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Me as a teacher: ok that's all for circle time, now whose sisters are selling girl scout cookies.

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Today in preschool:
5y/o: I'm coming out of a cocoon
4y/o: you must be a...a...
Me (whispering to 4y/o): butter and fries
4y/o: BUNCH OF EYES.

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One of my students likes to ask a very normal question then a terrifyingly deep one right after. They're never related.

"why do we have backpacks?
"Why was I born a human?"

"Why do we wash our hands?"
"Do I have to be alive?"

"How do erasers work?"
"Am I real?"

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Everyday in preschool:
Me: have a good nap friends, rest and recharge your batteries, and PLEASE try to keep your pants on.

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Today in preschool:
5y/o: I'm waiting for a package
Me: sometimes it is hard to be patient
5y/o: I wouldn't have to wait if Trump didn't mess up the post office
Me: 😬😬