Eric Anderson

nerd. public defender. sports fan. he/him. pro progress, anticonfederate.
well-considered opinions are mine.
ill-considered ones aren't. none are my employer's.

[Eric Anderson @emande]

Pinned. Thanks.

[Just 😱 @_HolidayCity]

@emande @sasafred @Nicole_Cliffe @awindbynight You are a true friend. Like a wing man, but for sleep.

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@sjsopm @nsitto2 They can't rescind until October 1 (unless he agrees, and then becomes unrestricted)

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@DragonflyJonez A journeyman, to be sure.

He's journeyed to a lot of places

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@alittleleader Especially in literal matters of life and death.

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@AndyStaples @JoshBorkoskyEMS No. The 8-1 team has the best win%; the 7-1 team counts as a tied team. "Tied" isn't transitive, it's just a definition of a class.

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@robertvenditti I'm reading The Inside Job

Why is it that it took like 4 Hank Howard books to get the joke in the name of the pizza chain?

I looked up and shared my self-exasperation with my wife... She hadn't registered the joke either.

Her "on my God" startled the cat.

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@ChazNuttycombe I think affirmative efforts to pass fake goods off as real in exchange for money would plausibly fall under:
https://t.co/dvPJNGzV3w

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@am_yers Clerks and bailiffs

They can make your life easy
Or they can do the other thing.

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@brockgolfer @JoelMBeall Misread that as "wife" and . . . Yikes

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@Bwilly90 @DietCoke_Esq Admit the fact of the speech but not its content, if the judge is feeling super careful

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@BadLegalTakes I've seen some impressive stuff from you, @BadLegalTakes , but this is among the greatest masterpieces of absolute inanity you've seen fit to share.

Thank you and [unkind vulgarity] in equal measure.

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@NataTheScribe @HPbasketball I'm a Cleveland fan
And given the current situation?

Yeah that's sounding pretty good

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@aka_mourt And what, two seconds?

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@CadesAttorney Almost a double-double short of that

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@JonesOnTheNBA Is she letting 'em **c**** know?

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@alittleleader And . . . even then I barely thought about it other than as diverting little story.

Sill tough to dwell on -- which is perhaps why I filed it with the diversions.

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@alittleleader I think my first one...I sent the circuit court a letter with the death notice, saying I wouldn't be at his next court date unless the court told me I needed to.

Couple days later, when I needed a continuance, I managed to get the judge to give me that same docket slot back.

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@YourManDevine Still rarefied air (and Draymond)
https://t.co/prqnSDp8pH

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@ItsMattsLaw A colleague once had the pleasure of citing an appellate case that led to reversal back to the judge who got reversed and was getting ready to do the thing again.

👀👀👀

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@DietCoke_Esq @legallyypink @John_A_Singer "I'm gonna break my foot clean off on your ass at trial if you don't cut this shit out"

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@JayShams @Nettaaaaaaaa The billable hour remains damn near undefeated