Eman Madadi

I'm done playing the odds.

[mahrohk @mahi106s]

خانوم دکتر ۴۶ ساله مجرد،اهل قروفر
با اقای صاحب مدرسه غیرانتفاعی ، مذهبی و‌ متاهل رابطه دارن
خانوم شاکی و عصبانی بود ازش
چون اقاهه گفته فیش حج دارم بیا برو مکه
خانومه گفته بفروشش با پولش برام طلا بخر
مرده گفته نه من میخوام مکه بفرستمت😂

[Eman Madadi @emanmadadi]

@m4tinbeigi تو چی نگه‌ش میداری؟!
همونو بفرس

[Eman Madadi @emanmadadi]

@mjahangard1988 من به نوشابه میگفتم میشاپو
و به به چهارپایه هم میگفتم پارچایه

[Eman Madadi @emanmadadi]

@elonmusknews30 Mm-hmm (with nodding)

[Eman Madadi @emanmadadi]

@stfuesh Eman

[Eman Madadi @emanmadadi]

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

[Eman Madadi @emanmadadi]

Oh Lord, teeth my brush.

[Eman Madadi @emanmadadi]

فِقارَت تو ایران بیداد میکنه.

[Eman Madadi @emanmadadi]

@InternetH0F I got scared AF.

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

"After AI and ChatGPT take over, being an influencer is going to be the only job left!" @roywoodjr on why kids should stay on social media

[Eman Madadi @emanmadadi]

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

[Eman Madadi @emanmadadi]

@Moji_baba چیزی نشده بود

[Eman Madadi @emanmadadi]

قاسم پیمان خانی، همین.

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

After previously stating they would “never sell to Elon Musk,” Twitter accepted Musk’s bid, meaning the edit button really does exist?

[Eman Madadi @emanmadadi]

You were the "Chosen one"!
It was said that you would destroy the sith not join them!
Bring balance to the force!
Not leave it at darkness!
-Obi-Wan
#DarthVader

[Eman Madadi @emanmadadi]

نه، كيد نیکولمن همچنان سَر تره.

[Eman Madadi @emanmadadi]

@HimymCraig No no, thank YOU and @CarterBays for ruining the best TV show with that fucking finale.
I hate you.

[unfriendly frnki @ThisBeLi]

Oh my God????