Emanu

Architect . Foodie . Anything sports.

[Oscar @makupa_]

That Shakib dude beat Gachau then went to deejay at a club?! Fuckinhell 😂😂😂

[P0liticalbaby 🇵🇸🇨🇩 @mao_0k]

When I cancel a subscription, I make sure to always select its “too expensive” as my reason for opting out because you are very mad for that price

[Zach Lowy @ZachLowy]

FIFA had no right putting a two-hour gap between Germany-Ivory Coast and Ecuador-Curaçao. What do they expect me to do, spend time with my family?

[Jack @Jackkk]

Dwayne Johnson explains why he can’t fly commercial anymore

“It started getting crazy for me when I became famous as The Rock in wrestling early 2000s, so that was a level of fame that I didn't expect and at that time if you remember WWE was on fire”

“But then once I transitioned into Hollywood and you become well known globally in another way, that's a whole other level. So airports and airplanes just don't mesh well”

“What would happen is I'd get on the planes and I'd get on last if it's a commercial flight. I'd sit down. What I like to do is I would back then, buy the seat next to me so there's nobody next to me and I'll fall asleep”

“When I wake up there's notes on the seat next to me and I don't want to go into the notes because then people are watching to see, oh, he's reading our notes”

“Then I’d go to the bathroom and it happened all the time. I'm like, all right, when I'm done in the bathroom I'm thinking, okay, what's going to be on the other side of this door? Usually when I open the door, everybody's waiting”

“Not complaining though”

[Yoko @Kibet_bull]

Ndindi Nyoro next week after excusing himself during the Finance Bill voting.

[Maverick Aoko @AokoOtieno_]

Always told you about Ndindi Nyoro!

Bro bamboozled you (us) with big economic jargons then bailed out

Already hata you wanted him as next President

Anyway, by the time you reckon who Ruto truly is

He will be at Kasarani

“I William Kipchirchir, Arap woreva”

Chesa

[Author Sakwah Ongoma @CSakwah]

The story of NdidI Nyoro and the MPs who missed parliament on the Finance Bill voting day should teach us that not participating in an election has the same consequences as voting for bad leaders and bills.

[𝑾𝒊𝒍𝒔𝒐𝒏 @wil_sonn1]

Hizi videos zimeanza ku resurface tena, kwani kuna nini?

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

THIS IS AN APPRECIATION TWEET FOR OKIYA OMTATA.

[I am Chege @_James041]

Every year before elections,

Your Presidential Candidates are invited to Chatham House by colonial masters,

Where they are groomed, couched, and assessed if they can become a problem or valuable to the colonial masters.

They are groomed to continue with oppression, where they take an oath to safeguard the Imperial British East Africa Company Ltd by defending the interests of the colonial masters.

The Presidential Candidates sign an agreement on how to accommodate the ' political competitors' in sharing public resources and defend the colonizers' interests while pretending to be political enemies at the same time.

If Kenyans want real change, Kenyans must stage a prison break.

Otherwise, slavery will not end!

#DrainTheSwamp

[Yoko @Kibet_bull]

Sharp boys wameingia mpaka TSC. They have been deducting KSh 108 from every teacher. We have 461k teachers nationwide; they have been collecting 49M monthly.

A country headed by a sharp president full of sharp boys.

[Daily Nation @NationAfrica]

MP Ndindi Nyoro: Vocal in the media but absent when it counts https://t.co/jZ3gHglElB

[Mbabz @Kalasinga_]

Road engineers, nyinyi mki drive 50 pale redhill mnaskia mko sawa? 😂. Honestly.

[Generali Osumo @generali_osumo]

Hayati Baba almost turned in his grave!

Huyu fisi hana hata adabu!

Terrible behaviour!

[Aston Villa @AVFCOfficial]

Aston Villa is delighted to announce that our 2026/27 Premier League fixtures will consist of playing each team home and away.

[Andrew—#IAmTheResistance @AmoneyResists]

When you don’t realize that hydrogen peroxide is a paint remover…☠️

[wanjiru @Wanjiru2027]

Our murima mpigs were absent during the voting of finance bill 2026 ,including ndindi nyoro.

Asikuje kutupea economic lectures tena .

[Gitz  @Gitz__]

DStv Kenya went from 1.2M subscribers in 2024 to just 250k today. Not even the World Cup or free upgrades could save them.

Turns out when you treat customers like an ATM for years, they don’t come back when you finally decide to be nice. Premium tears !

[Kodwa @Kodwa_]

Astonishingly, we haven't seen any posts about matatus being fined for exceeding the "imaginary" speed limits.

[Kendall Rowan @kendallrowanx]

Booing the hydration break, booing American celebs on screen, refusing Americans trying a Mexican wave, genuinely makes you proud to be English