Erica Martirano

I say things out loud. Opinions are my own and they're the BEST.

[Erica Martirano @emartinis29]

@Jorjorbiinks THE DOG HAS A COAT ON!

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@beecelestina If you were looking for validation on a dog photo you should send it to MEEEEEE

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@nita_basu It’s IRRATIONAL

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Half day Fridays are the BEST Fridays guys

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@ChevyStevens @SchittsCreek

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@lysscm AWWWWWWW miss you too!!!!

[Erica Martirano @emartinis29]

Do you ever have days where you’re like GODDAMNIT I CANNOT CONTROL ANYTHING and then you remember you have some random storage containers and you can start eliminating pantry flies?! Because today is that day for me.

[Erica Martirano @emartinis29]

So today was...a day. But there’s nothing like Patrick Swayze in his heyday saying things like “pain don’t hurt” and knowing somewhere out there Kelly Lynch’s hubby is getting a ridiculous phone call in an hour.... #ithoughtyoudbebigger

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@tomcolgan14 Where’s the note about shirt pockets tho

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@tomcolgan14 @D_St0ckIey AGREED ITS WHY WE ARE FRIENDS

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Spelled her name wrong like an asshole too 🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️

[Erica Martirano @emartinis29]

Haven’t tweeted in a hot minute but I’m here to say a) GO TEAM USA!! b) I wanna be Rapino when I grow up and c) Lifetime is making movie versions of VC Andrews’s Casteel series so see you never once they air

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@nita_basu Okay I cried laughing at this

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Mochi. He found a garden friend. Would like to know where they got those wings and if maybe they come in his size. 13/10

[Erica Martirano @emartinis29]

In today’s transit fuckery (we’re back to #lirrfail since today at least #mtafail hasn’t happened)...witnessed a man take up THREE SEATS in the four seaters. One for his empty pizza plate, one for his bag, and one for his dumb self #youregrosssir

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Your bill says I have none. Explain. I work in the city. My parents live in NYC and pay taxes. I’m living for your response.

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@DeborahJGlick I have a question. I lived in NYC for the better part of my adult life. I have a rescue dog. I’m infertile. I have four embryos on ice. Your new bill says I can’t get someone in New York who is lovely enough to host my baby. What are MY choices

[Erica Martirano @emartinis29]

Oh. Hi. Thanks for thinking about those women with IVF issues whose problems are totally stymied by your stupid non vote. But cool. Keep pretending you’re a feminist.

[(((Deborah Glick))) @DeborahJGlick]

Firms say US abortion restrictions are 'bad for business' In a capitalist system This may be the only way to protect the basic right of women to control their bodies— till we end patriarchy https://t.co/KJbE0JzpYm

[Erica Martirano @emartinis29]

My authors are the BEST!

[Katherine Center - mostly taking a Tw*tter break @katherinecenter]

When the home of one of the reviewers from @texacalibooks caught on fire—amazingly—one of the things she grabbed was an advance copy of my book, Things You Save in a Fire!! She literally saved Things You Save in a Fire from a fire!! 🔥🔥🔥 Now my kids a… https://t.co/ZY2z2KTBcJ

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@tomcolgan14 @WillSch Nooooo Will don’t lead him down the dark path!