Emma 🎃🌈

host of @UnSelectPod, quadcohost @DTHPpod, in #InterstitialInfinity

in @barrelhouse & Best Debut Short Stories 2022

2022 PEN/Dau Prize Winner

any pronouns!

[Emma 🎃🌈 @ematsca]

HUGE NEWS TIME: I am SO excited to announce that my short story “Beat by Beat” is one of this year’s winners of the PEN/Dau Short Story Prize for Emerging Writers!!!! Thank you @barrelhouse for publishing the story and nominating me this is INSANE https://t.co/olbflTMMUP

[Emma 🎃🌈 @ematsca]

@noimjory This is really fucking funny to me because Greg turns 32 this year and has been installing Linux on their laptop

[Emma 🎃🌈 @ematsca]

these are not in order but you get the vibe

[Kyle Buchanan @kylebuchanan]

Also, you can submit your own ballot for the 10 best films since 2000! Here’s the one I submitted

[Unnatural Selection Podcast @UnSelectPod]

TOMORROW

[Unnatural Selection Podcast @UnSelectPod]

Episode will be out late because Emma and Kat will literally still be in the woods on the normal release date lmao

[Unnatural Selection Podcast @UnSelectPod]

NEXT WEEK: it’s June so you know what that means! Vampires werewolves and MAGStock oh my! Emma has actually finished Eclipse already but don’t tell @StrawberrySiren

[Emma 🎃🌈 @ematsca]

Can’t believe I actually managed to snag Savannah bananas tickets

[Emma 🎃🌈 @ematsca]

Reminder that I’m on the other posting place now at crabmoney 🟦☁️social

[hayden w. averidden @waveridden]

BLASEBALL FANS. craigslist missed connection post: if you were walking around downtown your city today wearing a tokyo lift bomber jacket, dm me so we can get lunch or something! my partner drove past you but didn’t have the chance to say something!

[◌ @kutjuki]

it’s important that everyone takes really good pictures of me this summer

[trash jones @jzux]

me (still in a weird time in my life): sorry that was a weird time in my life

[Emma 🎃🌈 @ematsca]

Moonshot charity livestream this weekend!! I am on 8 blocks!! You can see me do weird shit every day and it will support advocates for trans equality!!

[Emma 🎃🌈 @ematsca]

behold, a man

[Emma 🎃🌈 @ematsca]

this one was an absolute blast and everyone should go read dracula

[Unnatural Selection Podcast @UnSelectPod]

Episode 24 is out now! This one takes us on many journeys, a few existential crises, several tangents about Quincy Morris, and one offhand quote from Francis Ford Coppola that neither Emma nor Jeff were in the right headspace to hear https://t.co/a5HWTXkAKj

[Unnatural Selection Podcast @UnSelectPod]

Episode 24 is out now! This one takes us on many journeys, a few existential crises, several tangents about Quincy Morris, and one offhand quote from Francis Ford Coppola that neither Emma nor Jeff were in the right headspace to hear https://t.co/a5HWTXkAKj

[Emma 🎃🌈 @ematsca]

Can’t wait for the next Black Sox scandal to involve the catholic church

[Emma 🎃🌈 @ematsca]

i love this book so much. i love keanu reeves so much. surely i had a Cool and Normal Time watching this film right? Right?? RIGHT????

[Unnatural Selection Podcast @UnSelectPod]

NEXT WEEK: It's time for @PartyOfOnePod and Emma's good friend Jonathan Harker to go on a trip to Transylvania. Annual fans of @DraculaDaily, they decided this year to watch Bram Stoker's Dracula (1992). It even has the cowboy, so it HAS to be the most faithful, right? Right???

[Unnatural Selection Podcast @UnSelectPod]

NEXT WEEK: It's time for @PartyOfOnePod and Emma's good friend Jonathan Harker to go on a trip to Transylvania. Annual fans of @DraculaDaily, they decided this year to watch Bram Stoker's Dracula (1992). It even has the cowboy, so it HAS to be the most faithful, right? Right???

[Emma 🎃🌈 @ematsca]

Can these teens vaping on the FUCKING BUS please quit that shit

[Emma 🎃🌈 @ematsca]

Random dude who respectfully complimented me on my walk to swing dancing and when I told him I was taken (he doesn’t need to know about the polyamory) when he continued went "that's nice. I hope I meet a cool white girl like you" you have done crazy things for my mental health