Erin Megan

@UPEI class of 2016, BA in English. “a bossy little Jew” - @mulaney

[Erin Megan @emazoritski]

Matt: “I’d watch a show of just @bobbyberk. He’s my favourite.”
Me: “Shhh, the rest will hear you and get sad, we don’t have favourites.”
Matt: “But you say all the time your favourite is—“
Me: “Shhhhhhhh.”
@QueerEye

[Erin Megan @emazoritski]

@ATWWDpodcast pls hang out with @ryansbergara and make my dreams come true

[Melissa Fumero @melissafumero]

First day of shooting #Brooklyn99 Season 6 begins today. LETS DO THIS

[james @whosjameswalsh]

all i wanna do is

*gunshot*
*gunshot*
*gunshot*
*click*
*cash register noise*

not be in crippling debt because I wanted an education that I was told was needed to be successful

[sara @jumper_krazy]

rt if you grew up going to the library

just trying to prove a point

[Erin Megan @emazoritski]

@vikigraham https://t.co/EetW6XO6wJ

[Jesse McCartney @JesseMcCartney]

All I want is

*gunshot*
*gunshot*
*cash register noise*

you and your beautiful soul

[Erin Megan @emazoritski]

This is a callout post @SarahMuriel1 https://t.co/3JJaFoaSfe

[pw @petewentz]

My life is sending a series of “running 5 behind” texts on loop forever.

[Erin Megan @emazoritski]

@SarahSeePower Robert the Doll. Squirrel Jail.

[Erin Megan @emazoritski]

@SarahSeePower https://t.co/258kFQO8kt

[✨Mars✨ @_actuallymars]

@ATWWDpodcast

[Erin Megan @emazoritski]

@vikigraham HELLO https://t.co/XEh2FuaGt3

[DAVIDsTEA @DAVIDsTEA]

Inspired by the Italian dessert, this iceable green tea and grapefruit blend is like a granita in a cup! https://t.co/KtfIf2ZQss
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Inspiré du célèbre dessert italien, ce mélange de thé vert et pamplemousse servi glacé est comme un granité dans une tasse! https://t.co/KbNsfxrrnV

[Jonathan Van Ness @jvn]

Make people smile, impulse buy shoes. Yes Queen.

[Erin Megan @emazoritski]

@SarahMuriel1 we’re going right? https://t.co/PHzdW6tyAi

[DAVIDsTEA @DAVIDsTEA]

Free tea is the best tea! Stop by your Canadian DT store TOMORROW for a FREE #teaoftheday. Pssst, it's a great chance to try our new Maple Syrup Oolong! RSVP to the event here: https://t.co/dTeUHasqAU

[Night Vale podcast @NightValeRadio]

Our money back guarantee: When you die, the world gets your money back.

[Erin Megan @emazoritski]

Does someone just wanna hand me a MA?

[epiphani 🪐 @inahpipe]

Best Parks and Rec characters ranked:
13. You
12. Can’t
11. Rank
10. Them
9. Because
8. They
7. All
6. Go
5. Through
4. Change
3. And
2. Development
1. Bobby Newport

[Chelsea Peretti @chelseaperetti]

IF YOU ARE TRANSPORTING THE CHILDREN, BUILDING THEIR CAMPS, TEARING THEM FROM THEIR FAMILIES, RULING AGAINST THEIR HUMAN RIGHTS - YOU ARE ON THE SIDE OF EVIL