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uiuc ‘23

[Red Sox @RedSox]

YOUR BOSTON #REDSOX ARE THE 2018 WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS!

#DAMAGEDONE

[Jake Taylor @JayyyTeee33]

I'd rather take a razor scooter to the ankle than stand up and tell the class a little bit about myself

[Mohamad El-Saghir @mo_es23]

#freestew2018

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

THIS. IS. MARCH. https://t.co/LGu6awlcEJ

[Evan M. Turkowsky, MPH @EvanTurkowsky]

If you call this a fopoon please stay far away from me https://t.co/ILj8U1pKGY

[ted jackson @TedJacksonPhoto]

In 1990, a homeless man looked me in the eye and said, "You aught to do a story about me."
I asked him why.
"Because I've played in three Super Bowls."
Now, finally, here's the entire story, 28 years in the making.
@NOLAnews https://t.co/UusKwTEGlK

[David Harbour @DavidKHarbour]

Internet, listen...
I’m a giver. I give and I give.
But now I need you.
I need 200k retweets to go dance with penguins.
Please internet.
Please retweet THIS TWEET.
Please.
A man needs his ‘guins. https://t.co/YN1XRrPGhp

[New England Patriots @Patriots]

Back to back. #NotDone

[Mark Hamill @MarkHamill]

Thanks for smarm-spaining it to me @tedcruz I know politics can be confusing, but you'd have more credibility if you spelled my name correctly. I mean IT'S RIGHT THERE IN FRONT OF YOU! Maybe you're just distracted from watching porn at the office again❤️-mh https://t.co/nHpJVG1Wpe

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

The Force has not been with the Browns.

[my book is better than my tweets @MichellCClark]

This is without question the greatest twitter thread ever https://t.co/XyN4OiipFY

[GOODMORNINGPINO 💮 @goodmorningpino]

my 4th grade ass was depressed for a week https://t.co/2UOYJbf3DY

[Phill Lewis @ThePhillLewis]

It was a close one, but she remembered where the PRNDL was! #seconddaughter