Em

i like dogs.

[LeBron James @KingJames]

C.J. STROUD 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️. That's All

[Ryan Day @ryaneatscake]

Deshaun Watson: *points to the sky after a touchdown*

God:

[Jason Crabtree @crabber21]

It should be illegal for restaurants to leave shrimp tails on when putting shrimp in pasta

[Houston Astros @astros]

JOB. FINISHED.

[MLB @MLB]

THE SECOND NO-HITTER IN #WORLDSERIES HISTORY. WOW.

[Houston Astros @astros]

DON’T MESS WITH MACK.

[Free Folk Memes @FreeFolkMemes]

#HouseOfTheDragon

[Fritos @OfficialFritos]

Stop saying we smell like DOG PAWS we’re trying to sell chips here

[Michael, PA-C, RN @michael_RNtoPA]

Being an adult really just means you have an upstairs bottle of ibuprofen and a downstairs bottle of ibuprofen

[Jay Lawrence @jaylawrence91]

And this, everyone, is the greatest video of all time:

[Parker McCollum @ParkerMcCollum]

I don’t want to be a Houston Texans fan anymore

[the big wave @makjako]

aye no bullshit that kid was insane for befriending E.T.

[Luis Vercetti @97Vercetti]

Nobody:

Ppl who use to work in restaurants : ⬇️

[Dylan Adler @DylanAdler6]

I have never opened Shazam not in a rushed panic

[David. @daviddupreejr]

Can we go back to tv shows having 26 episodes? I’m tired of this trend of having to wait a year and a half for a 9-12 episode season.

[THE SWAG 🥶 @returnofswagnft]

have u ever said yes to a last minute plan and it turned out to be one of the best memories