yo its embae

parody account gtf over it

[ppigg @s4m31p4n]

Were you rocking around the christmas tree with other bitches yes or no

[julz @ghoul_soul]

i hope i lose my virginity in 2024

[ian @itsianraymond]

notice how she didn't say anything about ketamine

[onedirectionfan00001 @1dfan0001]

every time i see a post about a university creating a t***** s**** course my blood boils and i scream at the universe to grow up and shut the fuck up

[yo its embae @embaebae]

@_thornz every time I get back on this app you're the reason I get off it again

[## @ijdk]

yes i am smart. yes i am stupid. it’s called flexibility

[Olivia @labias_corpus]

I’ve had Crunchwraps more supreme than this court

[Lee @zordanlee]

watch the price of plan b go up

[Las Vegas Issues @VegasIssues]

When she says “Take me somewhere expensive”:

[Noah ✵ @noahdonotcare]

date idea: fight another couple to see how strong your bond really is

[Von @iamvontay]

You get the best version of me when I know I can trust you.

[Flash @Flashyasf]

i love being solid because i never have to wonder if it was me or you.

[UmmiSon @BigLeafward]

Why mfs think going to high school wit you knowing you

[dick snickers @smithsara79]

i love when pets lie down & cross their little paws, like oh i didn’t realize you were so classy

[gen ⍤ @genmnz]

lyin about me won’t change the truth about you bae