Caroline Adele

Neil Diamond says I’m sweet.

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

mitch mcconnell has entered the villa

[E🎀 @ElsSaidIt]

I wish men hated pedophiles as much as they hate fat women

[ɴ.♡ @luvblessingz]

Happy Pride to those who cannot celebrate openly or safely. Know that you are seen, and you belong. 🏳️‍🌈

[☔ @Whotfismick]

Me dissociating in the middle of a conversation

[iza @izamamaa]

At ten years old, I already knew this was the hottest shit ever. And guess what? I was 100% right.

[Mamello🧚🏽‍♀️ @MelloFelicia1]

“hey, do you have a second to hop on a quick call”

[Pop Base @PopBase]

PCOS is being renamed to PMOS. (Polyendocrine metabolic ovarian syndrome)

The change comes from experts that say the old name was misleading, stating that it inaccurately suggested ovarian cysts as a defining feature.

[Lou Anon @LouAnonAnon]

bro please stop reminding us you had sex with Stephen Miller it’s so gross

[ً @prinkasusa]

the fact that women could have their nudes leaked and their whole career could potentially be destroyed but men could have a whole ass R@PE ALLEGATION but still be the president of the US... i never wanna hear y'all argue that gender inequality doesn't exist

[𝄂𝄃𝄀𝄀𝄁𝄂𝄃𝄂 ⎕ @tsleeplessnight]

dear god please take all of her pain triple it and give it to james charles

[ovary ✨ @ovaryactorr]

and for the lady, perhaps a deep cleaned house, cancelled plans, a new series to watch, and zero human interaction?

[Lyn🦋 @_ayandamay]

“Men are natural leaders” babe, they can't even schedule a doctor’s appointment..

[JazzBG 🇧🇬🇪🇺🇺🇦 @JazzBulgaria]

Every time Trump’s poll numbers drop:

[Ada 𝜗𝜚˚⋆ @YPZBYDJCMKatyaa]

this is huge for pam bondi but it’s also huge for trixie and katya

[✧ 𝓢𝓱𝓲𝓷𝓮 ✧ @upshine3]

sometimes I'm late because I lay like this for a long time:

[law dog, esq. @ggooooddddoogg]

i’ve never seen a cybertruck parked at the library

[gino.eth 💽 @GinoTheGhost]

Idk guys I’m starting to think that when Trump says he wants to take over elections, monopolize media, control the free market, impose mass surveillance, and punish all who oppose him, maybe we should believe him

[Keith Olbermann @KeithOlbermann]

"Operation Epic Fury" because
"Operation Epstein Diversion" didn't sound warfightery enough