Emelie

Be the person your dog thinks you are

[Bernie @AvsBernie]

In the dog park we all fam 🐶

[Perc 𒉭 @PercThaGoat]

You’re dating Manny from Modern Family

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

btw if there was a photo of me out there that looked like this you’d never be able to tell me shit again. my head would be so big I wouldn’t fit thru the door

[☆ ‧dreamboy·˟͙‧̩̥l @LilNasX]

my brother in xenu, u had surgery to look south korean for the rest of your life, i was a cunt tampon for 1 halloween. please perish.

[Sarah Cooper @sarahcpr]

RIP Matthew Perry. His talent was a gift to us all ❤️

[c a i t l i n @hello__caitlin]

When I worked in a Starbucks drive-thru, the best-case customer scenario was when someone was reasonably friendly and left a tip. The worst-case scenario was basically this

[2000s @PopCulture2000s]

matthew mcconaughey mimics his pose on the movie poster at the premiere of ‘how to lose a guy in 10 days’ (2003)

[Beth McColl @imbethmccoll]

googled “oldest animal on earth” expecting a fun tortoise and instead found out about Ming the Clam, a 507 year old mollusc who died in 2006 after being cracked open by Icelandic researchers. broken. absolutely distraught

[2026 NBA CHAMPION 🧡💙 @bannedyoangel]

I’m wheezing laughing

[brae @itsBrae_]

“Ur a jerk”

“I kno”

[Sam Stryker @sbstryker]

Yeah I think about the Roman Empire daily

[Serena Williams @serenawilliams]

It’s unhealthy on how excited I am for the new *NSYNC music for the Trolls movie. I physically can’t wait. I am overly excited. Anyone else?

[Letícia @tuesdaywood]

me and the girls

[Helen 侯-Sandí @helenhousandi]

As a person deep into her 30s I can confirm that I would absolutely lose my mind if I witnessed this at a party

[2000s @PopCulture2000s]

EVERYTHING KEEPS COSTING MONEY

[victoria ♀️ @fatfabfeminist]

you playing a jewish person and adding a prosthetic nose like this?? is that not wildly antisemitic????