Emily Bauer

Take me as I come cus I can't stay long..

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"How do you spell Karen? C A R I N?" - @EthanShurson

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"Do you prefer the slippery slope or the carpet ride" @EthanShurson 😂😂😂😂

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Got a little drunk watching intervention today..

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@Danabuhnaynuh moe?

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You're not the only person on the face of the planet

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I'm annoyed.

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You shouldn't be so judgemental, you're not that great #honestyhour

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Venting Via twitter start now

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Feeling like a fucking telemarketer...

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@Danabuhnaynuh @DaddySparkles @BlackOutStin #homesickformygirls

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@Danabuhnaynuh @DaddySparkles @BlackOutStin trust me you three
Talk like saints compared to these guys.

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And when people change who they are around other people.

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Sick of people talking shit about other people. It's not that hard to be nice and its disappointing to listen to

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It's hard to bite my tounge when my friends are being ugly...

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So my boss told me he used to be afraid of toothpaste... 😞

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I just naired Ethan's back. That's true friendship right there. #thebrothel

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My boss is bragging that he goes to movies by himself cus "he doesn't wait for anybody" errrrmmm ummn ok...

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Those voice mails that trick you into thinking the person picked up get me every damn time! #heytherehitherehowdoyoudo #ringring

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Living the dream

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Ethan scared the shit out of me twice already today... Shit really wakes you up