Ember

Amateur writer, amateur person, amateur everything. Early 20s. 18+ only.

[🐺 @oliviatheehye]

8 beef burritos at aldi $3.79 that shit is car crash victims

[ellie @nyrhae]

first thing i'm doing in gta vi is finding HER 🙂‍↕️

[Mariella ! @pfaffphobic]

It is incredibly imperative to your development that your parents show you The Blues Brothers when you are far too young to understand or care about any of it

[bethany @thenightbethore]

ive been re-reading carrie fisher's books and i forgot bob dylan kept calling her to ask for ideas for names for his new aftershave brand and george harrison was like "sorry about that carrie, when we're on the road for too long bob always goes crazy and tries a normal job"

[⋆˚𝜗𝜚˚⋆ 🎐 roma˚. 🎀 ⋆ @gyutciy]

It’s always “she pegs him” and never “she rides his shit off the bone” because y’all still see bottoming as inherently inferior and submissive, and therefore associate it with weakness. Hence why every het ship nowadays HAS to be reduced to the “girlboss x malewife” trope

[stella! @StellasSketches]

just spent 16 minutes on a gourmet chicken sandwich and immediately dropped that bitch on the dirty ass kitchen floor

[CRIZZZ ATR @crizzz_atr]

GTA San Andreas "dear city" (cancelled)

Information taken from a recent Rockstar Games leak.

[alex 🎪 | COMMS OPEN ! @clownsharks]

I called it...!! It's in the sheep beanie too🥹

[NizzNizz (OPEN comms) @Soliidsugar]

Bombchu girl doodle!
#OcarinaOfTime #OcarinaofTimeRemake

[Onni’s (comms open) @OnnisVanilla]

Another piece of office equipment-employee

[alex @willelmax]

i was trying to find that one tweet that goes "we're all looking for the perfect lesbyler fancast when it's been right in front of our eyes all along" but i can't find it bc i don't rmbr the wording so i'm tweeting it again myself

[Whisper @Wispynu_]

I cracked a joke with my therapist and she sighed then started writing in her notebook

The bich trynna steal my joke

[⃟ @galatomica]

siento q cuando kong le habla a godzilla en lenguaje de señas, godzilla no entiende ni madres pero le da vergüenza verse estúpido así que nomas le da el avión a kong y le dice mhm ok si está bien ok perfecto

[Yuffie @VeryYuffie]

– Hola me da seis huevos?
– Media docena?
– Mi mamá dijo seis

[polochka🕊 @polochka_art]

the last one 🩷🦖

[polochka🕊 @polochka_art]

awesome wings 🪽

[polochka🕊 @polochka_art]

🐎🐎

[Tytolis @Tytolisss]

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