Ember

Amateur writer, amateur person, amateur everything. Early 20s. 18+ only.

[stella! @StellasSketches]

just spent 16 minutes on a gourmet chicken sandwich and immediately dropped that bitch on the dirty ass kitchen floor

[CRIZZZ ATR @crizzz_atr]

GTA San Andreas "dear city" (cancelled)

Information taken from a recent Rockstar Games leak.

[alex 🎪 | COMMS OPEN ! @clownsharks]

I called it...!! It's in the sheep beanie too🥹

[NizzNizz (OPEN comms) @Soliidsugar]

Bombchu girl doodle!
#OcarinaOfTime #OcarinaofTimeRemake

[Onni’s (comms open) @OnnisVanilla]

Another piece of office equipment-employee

[alex @willelmax]

i was trying to find that one tweet that goes "we're all looking for the perfect lesbyler fancast when it's been right in front of our eyes all along" but i can't find it bc i don't rmbr the wording so i'm tweeting it again myself

[Whisper @Wispynu_]

I cracked a joke with my therapist and she sighed then started writing in her notebook

The bich trynna steal my joke

[⃟ @galatomica]

siento q cuando kong le habla a godzilla en lenguaje de señas, godzilla no entiende ni madres pero le da vergüenza verse estúpido así que nomas le da el avión a kong y le dice mhm ok si está bien ok perfecto

[Yuffie @VeryYuffie]

– Hola me da seis huevos?
– Media docena?
– Mi mamá dijo seis

[polochka🕊 @polochka_art]

the last one 🩷🦖

[polochka🕊 @polochka_art]

awesome wings 🪽

[polochka🕊 @polochka_art]

🐎🐎

[Tytolis @Tytolisss]

Made a full version

[IsagiMuse 💫 @ch0colope]

Princess Bubblegum when you ask her why she put highly processed sugars in predominantly chocolate neighborhoods

[🦀 YORA 🦀 @yoracrab]

Sure thing, Johnny, sure thing.

[Glacier Gladis (Henrik) @Glacier_Gladis]

Master Yoda and his tractor

[Alex @_Fake_Alex_]

Awkward

[Grace⁷ @S0ULMATES_95]

you’re laughing. this is the last sighting of bryan hodukavich we have and you’re laughing