emma

24 • internet consumer • problem haver • dropout and critical role are the highest form of entertainment rn

[Brie Wolfson @zebriez]

This is so lovely. I can feel the “ugh why do I do this to myself!?” behind each entry. What a healthy way to stay true to your core.

[Ben Crew @BenjaminCrew1]

Wrote half a page of this to feel something

[lou ⋆˚꩜｡ @foolsdeliverer]

oh this gag

[blue @bluewmist]

I live by the Universal Girlfriend Theory which is my theory that everyone wants to be treated like a Girlfriend in the sense they just want to be taken on a fun date they didn't plan and for you to buy them dinner. this applies to women, men, parents, in laws, grandparents, siblings, Everyone. When in doubt I just buy someone expensive flowers and chocolate and it literally has never failed me as a tactic to surprise and delight. huge life unlock

[Nickelback fan account @gabbykaulitz001]

I lied there is no sex we are going to watch a defunctland documentary

[Helena @saintkikismith]

women in GLAM (Galleries, Libraries, Archives and Museums)

[Ron Iver @ronnui_]

I'm kind of tired of the "making dinner is so hard" discourse. One of the greatest meals of all time only requires two ingredients:

-shredded cheese
-kitchen sink

[Oliver Darkshire 🌈 @deathbybadger]

going to enjoy being one of the last educated people in the post-apocalypse. they're going to bring me scraps of books as I sit by the trash fire, whispering to each other 'garbage sage can see things in the markings' and I will read to them from the Very Hungry Caterpillar

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

Some of you have forgotten that only three years ago you were perfectly capable of writing a text, writing an email, telling a bedtime story to a child, and it should worry you that powerful companies have convinced us we can’t do things we’ve been doing since the dawn of time.

[Janel Comeau 🍁 @VeryBadLlama]

It's a great cosmic joke that neurodivergence both runs in families and gets diagnosed based on parent reports. I was diagnosed at 30 because a man who has eaten potatoes every day for 57 years and a woman who collects loose buttons decided I was a perfectly normal child.

[bug girl @buggirl]

i love cute tiny purses but im sad to say i can never be a cute tiny purse girl. i need to haul my hoard of objects everywhere i go. because what if…..

[♰ @reeceollld]

ughhhhh i didn’t fix my entire life this weekend FUCK

[Elizabeth @beefington420]

Vanilla is a miracle of a flavor and the way we as a society have diminished it to boring is spoiled little brat behavior. And don’t even get me started on what we’ve done to the concept of having normal loving sex

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

We are thrilled to announce that our NEW Large Language Model will be released on 11.18.25.

[maia @mxmtoon]

me and my boyfriend do cultural exchange nights in the sense that he shows me a movie he loves and I show him an episode of game changer that makes me laugh so hard tears inevitably roll down my face

[Gab 🌼 @SNOOPYSTV]

YOU want a whole adventuring party to be on topic for the episode. I want to see all of them discuss which winnie the poohs are or are not copywritten.

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

just fell to my knees

[claire de lune @ClaireMPLS]

it happened to me: i didn’t buy snacks so that i wouldn’t have snacks in the house and now i don’t have snacks in the house

[kyupy 💘 @ethicalzenos]

people shipping wholly unrelated characters with elsa again, this is what we need to heal our culture

[Kiana Mai 🌹 @kianamaiart]

chronically online out of necessity but trying to have a chronically offline view of the world for my sanity