The tech on Solana is getting CRAZY
@LaunchOnSF (pair memes with anything)
@embercurve (pay holders in the pair)
@PerpsPadfun (give memes a live perp)
A slice of fees funds a Phoenix position
More trading = bigger position + lower liq price
If it’s green, profits buy and burn the coin
Stonk paid Raydium, Ember paid Meteora, This one pays Phoenix (and it launches on Meteora DBC too)
These Pads experiment and Infra gets paid
. solana:5dvXTZ5qwgafnHtwu3Ls3QrWx1U4LQsFeCuJgkk4QEC6 Update
Rewards are now fixed across every tick, every pool, and every holder (13%). Current rewards and previously unpaid rewards are being paid with weight applied.
Reward tokens will match the exact distribution from 18 hours ago and will be paid out smoothly.
The Embercurve keeper burn timer has been changed to 5 minutes, with automatic buybacks and burns for platform token.
Two more announcements are coming this evening.
solana:5dvXTZ5qwgafnHtwu3Ls3QrWx1U4LQsFeCuJgkk4QEC6 mode is activated.
Important $EMBER update changes going live today
🟠After today’s wheel, we’re updating the $EMBER mechanics to better protect current holders.
🟠$EMBER will be removed from the $EMBER Wheel and replaced with stocks only.
This is to protect existing bag holders.
🔥The remaining $EMBER supply will be burned forever.
Buyback & burn timing will be reduced to every 5 minutes.
We are aware that 3–5 tokens had issues with reward distribution (around a 13% fail rate).
This will be fixed, affected rewards will be recovered, timers will be reset, and the process will run smoothly again.
The $EMBER booster is activating today.
Thank you for your patience and support.
go look at the screenshots below before you fade it (link in next post):
that’s not a landing page.
that’s the on-chain ledger of what $EMBER has generated for @meteoraag and solana since sept 9.
five days.
every ember coin starts as a meteora dynamic bonding curve. when it graduates it becomes a damm v2 pool with the lp permanently locked. no “dev yanks the liq at 2am” ending. the pool stays.
and the fees actually go somewhere.
1-3% tax on every trade. 50% follows the module the creator picked at launch — holders, burns, booster that buys and burns $EMBER, superlotto, dip defender, bounties, team splits. 30% platform. keeper pays it out every 15 minutes. you can audit the payouts tab.
pair with whatever. SOL. USDC. $MET. $EMBER. NVDAx. GOOGLx. TSLAx. WIF. FARTCOIN. fees get paid in the pair token so a coin paired with nvidia stock pays nvidia stock.
that’s why $EMBER > $STONK wasn’t a shitpost.
look at the facts:
1~$59M volume through meteora. $11M+ in the last 24h
2~$640K trading fees. ~$128K estimated back to meteora as protocol fees
32,600+ coins launched. 78 already graduated into locked damm v2 pools
4~$595K paid out to holders, creators, lotto, burns
5almost 5M $EMBER burned
6v1.23 shipped so the tax doesn’t die at graduation. a 3% coin stays a 3%. the engine keeps running after it “makes it.”
flywheel is simple. launches create volume on meteora. volume creates fees. fees pay holders / burn $EMBER / feed lottos. graduation locks the lp and the tax stays. more coins pair against $EMBER and $MET and the loop tightens.
most launchpads extract. this one routes fees back into holders, burns, and locked meteora liquidity and then shows you the receipts.
chart dumped today. that’s what 4-day-old tokens do. the machine is still paying people.
turn your brain on.
nfa dyor etc
CA: 5dvXTZ5qwgafnHtwu3Ls3QrWx1U4LQsFeCuJgkk4QEC6
The current memefi space is interesting, but it’s still mostly surface-level.
Launchpads are competing on launch mechanics, taxes, reward systems, and volume.
That’s fine as far as it goes. People pair meme tokens with tokenized stocks, farm rewards, share those rewards, and then dump back into USDC. In the process they are trading tokenized versions of real companies’ stocks, but the companies themselves barely know this activity exists.
🔸That is the missed opportunity.
Right now the market is launchpad vs launchpad:
who generated more volume, who had a hotter launch, who paid better rewards.
🔸That is not how you build a real layer between memes and public companies. It is also not adult behavior when people DDoS accounts, mass-report, or run bot farms against competitors.
⭐️A better approach is to treat the token as a public campaign that the underlying company can actually notice.
↪️Example:
take a highly visible company with an active X presence, such as McDonald’s @McDonalds
Launch a project around a meme and pair it with solana:XsqE9cRRpzxcGKDXj1BJ7Xmg4GRhZoyY1KpmGSxAWT2, preferably as your own product with a strong website rather than just another launchpad listing.
Then use a high-reach X account to push social content:
posts, videos, street interactions, stickers, people asking strangers if they know X / solana:XsqE9cRRpzxcGKDXj1BJ7Xmg4GRhZoyY1KpmGSxAWT2, customers showing up at McDonald’s with the token branding.
If that activity is real and visible enough, the company itself starts to see it.
At that point you are no longer just degens swapping a tokenized stock in crypto.
You are creating an actual social and cultural layer on top of the real-world brand.
That is the difference between
“we launched another RWA meme” and “we made the company pay attention.”
The goal should be to build that real meme/stock layer, not just to out-volume the next launchpad.
. $EMBER mode
We run small hotfixes from time to time, and the server may restart occasionally. If you’ve already signed in and spun, your prize can drop at any moment. There are 14k+ wallets competing best of luck, solana:5dvXTZ5qwgafnHtwu3Ls3QrWx1U4LQsFeCuJgkk4QEC6 !
It doesn’t matter what happened last night with
REM/ solana:5dvXTZ5qwgafnHtwu3Ls3QrWx1U4LQsFeCuJgkk4QEC6
We will be winners in this run.
The Ember Wheel just got a lot more generous. 🎡
🔸🔸[ 🪂WHEEL will be reset in 60mins from now , you have time to accumulate min. 30K solana:5dvXTZ5qwgafnHtwu3Ls3QrWx1U4LQsFeCuJgkk4QEC6 ]
• Entry drops from 50,000 to 30,000 solana:5dvXTZ5qwgafnHtwu3Ls3QrWx1U4LQsFeCuJgkk4QEC6 (holding required)
• Every prize except EMBER is 3× bigger ZECBALL, USDC, TRUMP, JUP, SpaceX, Nvidia, Tesla stock
• New on the wheel: Google stock 3.5 GOOGLx over the rest of the campaign
• No more empty wedges.
Every spin wins something.
• More spins for bigger bags:
30K → 1 · 50K → 2 · 100K → 3 · 1M → 4 · 5M → 5 · 10M → 6 a day
🪂And today's spins are reset if you already spun, spin again.
🔸Hold, don't hop:
bags that move restart at one spin. 🔥