Mark Bethell

[Mark Bethell @embethell]

@lukebainbridge @MichelleMone @theneospace But what other consequences should they face? Is this just business? In Brazil and other countries kickbacks end in prison… I am guessing there will be no such sanction in our delightfully cynical “first world” country. I think she and Barrowman owe us £122m

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@IanWright0 that Havertz goal today, no one said it, but it the moment I saw it I thought of Dennis Bergkamp. Pity he’s a Chelsea player

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@nikita_mazepin Any comments on the invasion of Ukraine?

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@ScarredNtScared Certainly harder if you don’t follow the basic logical rule of the game (as in your fourth guess)

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@siteare @satoshiisland Climate change powered by cryptocurrency farming. You couldn’t make it up

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@satoshiisland This looks like hell on earth. #cryptocrabs

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@LozzaFox By “No one cares, Lozza” I mean no one cares what you think or whether you support England. I’m wondering whether to use another six tweets to clarify this, but have decided not to as it might make me look like a twat

[Mark Bethell @embethell]

@LozzaFox No one cares, Lozza

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@toadmeister Being the lockdown-septic (sic) choirmaster means you probably are contributing to our worse than average death tolls. Is that blood on your hands? You can decide. I enjoyed your book long ago. Since then you’ve lived up to its title. In an unfunny way. Toad indeed.

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@FCDOGovUK @DominicRaab Why then are we allowing China to build our critical infrastructure ffs? Is this (a) the joined up thinking of “Global Britain” (b) a difficult decision from a country facing hard choices (c) stupid?

[Mark Bethell @embethell]

@RepMattGaetz Hey and your suit is so cheap looking

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@RepMattGaetz You’re scum, Gaetz, a drunk-driving conspiracy theorist with anger management issues. Your video made me think of Jonah from Veep, except Jonah is more likeable. One day it will all come home to roost, just as it will for your hero, Donald

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@SteveBakerHW Hi Steve. I don’t really do Twitter, but am I allowed to call you a twat? Or does it need a hashtag or something like that?

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@SeanMagill5 @HammerEyeJack @RepMattGaetz You are a fucking religious freak. What is the relevance of this? Go and play a round of golf and get over yourself you sententious old twat. What gives you the right to control other people’s bodies, you random string of DNA...

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@LozzaFox @BBC Why shouldn’t they have a dedicated LGBTQ correspondent, given the proportion of the population who fall in that category? And what skin off your elongated nose is it? As a white middle aged straight man (WMASM) can I ask you to please stop disgracing my group with your bullshit

[Mark Bethell @embethell]

@LozzaFox mattter?

[Mark Bethell @embethell]

@LozzaFox Lozzafox - you should watch succession - you and Connor Roy

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@CarolLeevanDyk hi Carol - I was reading about Sue Barker and via Betty Stove and Wikipedia discovered that you died in Katy TX last summer having moved there to settle down at the age of 70. You look good on it...x

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@BroadcastAwards @CanonUKandIE @blastfilms @Channel4 Brilliant - well done rob

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@tnewtondunn Not heroes. Not idiots