Cromulent Avoision

The first online presence to cleverly string together the most unique 'fauxcabulary' from the Simpsons lexicon.

#GoPackGo

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Ladies and gentlemen, the Twitter user who exists only to shit on other people's posts for no apparent reason; the #TwitterShitter.

[M Speier @mspeier1]

@blaireerskine @The_Real_Sparkk Anyone who needs to find out who this guy is will find out who this guy is.

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@MattWCody @paigeturnernyc @AngYouDontStop @BlackShoe96 Someone please do this with the farting preacher. Then and only then will ✖️ter be redeemed.

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@BlackShoe96 @MattWCody Brilliant film! It's one I should've added to my list of movies from which I probably know >50% of the dialogue.

These scenes were probably why LaPaglia got this role, but because of the REST of his scenes, his being in it at all remains one of the worst casting decisions ever.

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@MattWCody I still really enjoy his performance as Peevy in "The Rocketeer," which remains one of my favorite adapted-from-a-comic-book films.

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@MattWCody @MCMosley @AngYouDontStop "Tootsie" for SURE. But I could also do "Christmas Vacation," "A Few Good Men," "The Breakfast Club," "Ferris Bueller's Day Off," "Weird Science," "Ace Ventura," "Holy Grail," and "On Golden Pond."

I'mma be RICH!

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@SmartLess "All right, now I've gotta' shower!" Then slam the laptop closed.

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@iGotSOLE_ @InternetH0F Put a playlist of her songs on your phone -- this will pay dividends for you in the future!

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@MattWCody

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@JHess574 @gd_trouble @larryhuynh Are you still talking about Biden? And COVID?? Sheesh.

Okay, here's a talking point that is uncommon in the media, since that seems to be your singular focus: Inflation, gas prices, violent crime, and apprehensions at the border are all DOWN, and manufacturing is UP in the U.S.

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@JHess574 @gd_trouble @larryhuynh You misunderstand. I'm not claiming that anything you wrote was predatory. The whole automotive industry is pretty fucked, though!

The sadness of trying to twist my post into something political is palpable... although that *is* ultimately the purpose of this site now, I guess.

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@JHess574 @gd_trouble @larryhuynh Sounds pretty predatory!

But if you're trying to use this website to communicate that important nugget of information to Past You, I'm pretty sure you need to pay for a blue check for that feature.

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@JHess574 @briarwindkid @larryhuynh Yeah, these kids today, buying cars they can't afford... hey, wait a second!

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@LuckyShane_13 @larryhuynh That's *literally* what you are doing when you take out a loan.

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@MattWCody This is the site I was using to track the AQI last week when the smoke was invading Wisconsin. You've got it WAAAY worse than we did, that's for sure!
https://t.co/PaHba9w93l

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@MattWCody Wow. 💨

Almost 200 fires burning in Canada rn, 45 uncontrolled.
https://t.co/M29p77ir9B

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@TyzeCSGO @epex_games @InternetH0F That blue checkmark.

[George Wallace @MrGeorgeWallace]

Yo' momma's so stupid she thinks someone else being trans negatively impacts her in some way.

[Green Bay Packers @packers]

100 days to kickoff 🏈⏳

#GoPackGo

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@eddieizzard Happy Pride, Suzy! 🏳️‍🌈🥰

[Smithsonian’s NMAAHC @NMAAHC]

#OnThisDay in 1921, one of the deadliest racial massacres in U.S. history began in the thriving Greenwood African American community of Tulsa, Oklahoma. Black Wall Street in Tulsa, OK was destroyed by a racist mob. #APeoplesJourney #ANationsStory