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[Luai Ahmed @JustLuai]

In honor of Pride month, here’s a list of countries in the Middle East that recognize same sex marriage:

1. Israel

[mikenick @embitterred]

@NMSB80 @lancscricket Seconded.

[mikenick @embitterred]

@ianlomaxlag @lancscricket I meant VP rather than VIP but I suppose he's both.....😀

[mikenick @embitterred]

That copper from Southampton should be re-employed at a hospital casualty. Would save the NHS a fortune. "I've been in a car crash". "Don't think you have mate"" "My heart is beating at 150" "Don't think it is mate."

[Imtiaz Mahmood @ImtiazMadmood]

Iran has just been nominated to preside over the UN Committee for the protection of women's rights, human rights, and the prevention of terrorism.

YES, IRAN. And it was supported by the United Kingdom, Spain, and France.

This is not a joke. It's real.

- @isaacrrr7

[Crewkerne Gazette @CrewkerneGaz]

Nicola Sturgeon faced heavy scrutiny over the weekend over her apparent blindness to that motorhome. Matters worsened when she and her husband somehow ended up trapped in Gordon Brown’s cave of eternal despair.

Spare a thought for the Scots. It can’t be easy.

{satire}

[mikenick @embitterred]

@lifeofsmileyutd It got better right at the end.

[mikenick @embitterred]

Marvellous.

Osama, Kier, Jeremy, Piers, Mayor of New York, those crunts we met in Austria, your boring anti football turds got a hell of a deserved beating,

[Sunday Sport @thesundaysport]

You're going to laugh when you find out whose fault it is, Boris

[Isaac @isaacrrr7]

Tres imanes en el Reino Unido dicen que se sienten ofendidos por las mujeres que "se muestran o incluso se ríen en público", considerando tal comportamiento como "inaceptable y provocativo para los hombres".

¿Por qué odian tanto a las mujeres?

[mikenick @embitterred]

@RE_LukeWells @Jonatha76748992 @lancscricket There was a significant amount of time spent listening to Dame Sarah and the board waffling but not enough time to allow us to hear one polite club member trying to make a point from the floor.

The "You've wasted a minute already" comment was straight out of primary school.

[mikenick @embitterred]

@LancsCCMG Next time we need to bring our own battery powered microphones.....

[mikenick @embitterred]

Why did we not give Zirxsee a guard of honour like City did for John Stones?

[mikenick @embitterred]

@ianlomaxlag Yep, three of us were there. A few votes didn't go the board's way. Dame Sarah looked proper miffed at times.

[mikenick @embitterred]

@Glinner If he wasn't dead Dick Emery could sue.

[mikenick @embitterred]

@GBPolitcs "This is something I know will be familiar to many people in all walks of life, especially those working in high stress environments and in people-facing professions . ..."

She seems to imply that only working people get burnout. Isn't that a far right bigotedness or summat?

[mikenick @embitterred]

Are we sure yet that Harry Kane's made the squad?

[mikenick @embitterred]

@Malachians Looks nothing like him.

[Tom Slater @Tom_Slater_]

Fittingly, she appears to be dressed as Mary Whitehouse

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