PARENTS, please check your kids candy this Halloween. I just found the One Ring forged in secret in the fires of Mount Doom, which the Dark Lord Sauron poured his cruelty, his malice, and his will to dominate all life.
Since we’re talkin about petty ass elephants: a handful of years back I was workin at a zoo that had a handful of female African elephants. The most dominant one was named Leah (or Lea. Who cares she ain’t readin this)