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[Jessica Burbank @JessicaLBurbank]

JD Vance still hasn’t said shit about Dolly. Fake ass Appalachian working class Peter Theil bitch boy baby

[Anubis @eduantao]

Como me sinto quando estou assistindo a um filme romântico e os protagonistas não ficam juntos porque a lição é aprender a deixar ir

[𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖_𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @SundaeDivine]

If you're 60, 69.1% of all job growth since your birth occurred under Democratic administrations.

If you're 45, that number is 74.7%.

If you're under 30, the number is 98.5%.

[N @dearvotion]

Protect me from what I want.

[⋆｡𖦹° ꕤ @rakkofan]

i wake up, i cry over spilt milk, put all of my eggs in one basket, bite off more than i can chew, jump the gun, fly off the handle and then die on that hill

[pokey pup @Whatapityonyou]

The dystopia is too dystopian

[just E @redhotdisabled]

somebody bring d.a.r.e. back but for AI

[Rebekah Jones @GeoRebekah]

More cops have been arrested for using flock cameras to stalk women than there are transgender athletes in youth sports.

[COCO @TWOTIMESABITCH]

Males think they're brave enough to fight a gorilla but in reality they’re not even brave enough to tell their friend to stop making women uncomfortable.

[planet clarke 🌱 @planetclarke]

Being 10 years old and making your debut in epigenetic trauma research all because you noticed your caterpillars still loved you after becoming butterflies is so profound and poetic and impressive. I love children and their incredible hearts and minds!!!!!!

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

i bet it feels good as hell to be a fat bear floating down the river

[Mel Reneé @MelReneeStyles]

Fashion, frolicking, reading, writing, drawing, and being bossy lmao

[𝓝. 𖤐🧸 @luvblessingz]

"College is a scam" is propaganda... College was never a scam. The price of college in the US is the scam.

[Lainey is Actually Romantic ⸆⸉ ❤️‍🔥 @mothtoaflame13]

Since when is it a law that you cant be in a park when kids are present?! That's only if you're a SEX OFFENDER

[Cuck Liddell @c0ck_l3snar]

If you have diarrhea from the parasite, do not worry and hang in there, we are going to send money to Israel.

[Autistic Lauren 🏳️‍⚧️ 🏳️‍🌈 @Autistic_Lauren]

Remember that SpongeBob episode where King Neptune made thousands of patties at once using magic and they tasted like slop, whilst SpongeBob’s single patty tasted amazing because it was made with love and dedication?

This is a post about AI

[Annalyn Grace 💫 @annalyngraceful]

Since the Odyssey isn’t inviting influencers to the premiere, I think they should invite high school English teachers

[☔ @Whotfismick]

how it feels to take a bath before bed

[✮ راينر براون @dondawastaken]

Never forget that you are the main data center. Drink water, and consume as much literature as possible.

[Evan @daviddunn177]

Uneducated voters are more dangerous than illegal immigrants.