Emma

a visual representation of my sense of humor

[Emma @emboeckle]

@rileymatthews_3 @pauljasonklein I COULD THROW UP i’m so excited

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

I WON THIS ELECTION, BY A LOT!

[paul klein @pauljasonklein]

i’ll never walk into another bar
i’ll burn these tattoos off my arms
i’ll go to hell and back if i have to
i’ll do anything 4 u

[carolyn @ballerguy]

The other day I invited a guy over to have sex and he was like “I can’t I’m eating cheesecake” and I was like “what about after” and he was like “I’m going to be full from eating all my cheesecake”

[paul klein @pauljasonklein]

irreversibly in love w u

[LANY @thisisLANY]

a lil “you!” on the piano for ur saturday night 😘

[paul klein @pauljasonklein]

so i won’t text back for a couple hours, what i really wanna do is bring u flowers

[LANY @thisisLANY]

“good guys” - the first single from “mama’s boy” - drops wednesday everywhere around the world. love u

[LANY @thisisLANY]

on behalf of our vision™

[paul klein @pauljasonklein]

left w absolutely no choice but to universally stan

[paul klein @pauljasonklein]

y’all know the long hair’s coming back

[RelatableGirlyGirlStuff @relatablegirlyx]

Might go to jail so i can focus on the gym properly

[Chris D'Elia @chrisdelia]

... oh

[⋆ ｡ ° ༺˚ 𖦹 gîchœ łīçbåkt 𖦹 ˚༻ ° ｡ ⋆ @ichriecheblut]

why do people say things to me

[New Jersey @NJGov]

imagine pumping your own g- 🤢🤢imagine pumping your own ga- 🤢🤢🤢 nvm can’t even say it 🤢🤢🥴🤮 🥴🤮

[𝖏𝖊𝖓 𝖘𝖆𝖓 𝖇𝖊𝖓𝖎𝖙𝖔 @MissJenHernande]

20 mins into Disney+ and chill and I already got a friend in me 🤠