Em Rem⭐️

dietitian / trainer / online coach. if you’re looking for nutrition content... find me on IG or TikTok

[Em Rem⭐️ @embogaudo]

Do not get the @DTE_Energy home protection plan - total scam 🤡 They won’t even cover the things it says it covers. Even the lady on the phone agreed it wasn’t right.

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@NotLizBrody Me with no hips and no bubble butt lmao

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@ceeceemoneey They would never understand what you actually do 😂 way over their head 💅🏻

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@AriannaDantone I hope so 😂 because I like these people

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I’m confused because I’m having all these people follow me on IG when I thought we always followed each other mutually 😅 idk if they unfollowed me at some point and the threads app made them realize I’m still following them so they re-followed me?? Or what’s going on

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Well Instagram made a twitter 2.0 🫢

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@mculfs Like he won’t even try them

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I was shamed for eating protein bars by the guy who was ringing me up for my protein bars at the supplement store 😭😂 I can’t make this up

[Em Rem⭐️ @embogaudo]

@mculfs No he meant they are forbidden lol

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@OttoMotivePilot @Drake 👏🏻👏🏻 so excited!!

[Em Rem⭐️ @embogaudo]

SEE YA IN DETROIT JULY 8 @Drake

[Em Rem⭐️ @embogaudo]

So jealous of everyone seeing Drake in Detroit 😭

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@AriannaDantone WHAT

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Update: it may be people driving down Woodward with their exhaust

[Em Rem⭐️ @embogaudo]

We just heard possible gun shots and Wyatt goes, “ahhh nothing like ending the day with a couple gun shots to keep the property taxes down.” 💀

[Em Rem⭐️ @embogaudo]

I never click links on TikTok. Ever.

[John Fio @johnhfio]

Tik Tok numbers are 1000% faked and inflated.

My video just got 500k views and guess how many website clicks it drove?…… 3

3 full clicks.

The views aren’t real. They are pumping view count to keep you addicted.

This is obvious.

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@SummerDietitian @shiv_twitts My thoughts exactly

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@NotLizBrody It was damn near impossible 😂 like I don’t believe the instructor could do what she was telling us to do

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@NotLizBrody **this was “lagree” with the reformer machines

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@NotLizBrody We went to the place across from our gym (as a group of trainers/private class for us) and I swear she was purposely TRYING to humble us knowing we were trainers 💀 my gym owner is fit in every way (not just strength) and even he had to stop multiple times

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@aubernutter The fact that you have to disclaim paper plates 😂 looks fire