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nothing interesting to see here

[Debbie Downer @ANGELBABYBITTY]

should i turn 28 be honest

[em @embohannon]

every time you're running late the universe punishes you with the slowest uber driver who doesn't know how to read a gps

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Today is International I Hate Cilantro Day.

[em @embohannon]

@NRA Hmmmmmm🤔🤔🤔

[NRA @NRA]

This sentiment from the First Assistant U.S. Attorney for the Central District of California is dangerous and wrong.

Responsible public voices should be awaiting a full investigation, not making generalizations and demonizing law-abiding citizens.

[Tyrese Haliburton @Hali]

Alex Pretti was murdered.

[em @embohannon]

i was going to cry for boswell and now i'm about to cry for loop😭 damn

[em @embohannon]

someone let the depop sellers know that just bc they found something at the goodwill bins doesn't mean it's "vintage"😭

[em @embohannon]

give d'andre swift the ball challenge

i nominate @ChicagoBears

[em @embohannon]

how i feel after putting sam darnold in half of my parlays today

[em @embohannon]

"tonight is going to be derrick henry vs josh jacobs"

[LeBron James @KingJames]

Well at least i can always fall back and watch SpongeBob Squarepants.

[em @embohannon]

I sat Montgomery and played St. Brown. No one say Happy Thanksgiving to me. It's not. 🫩

[em @embohannon]

Olivia Dean Presale (I didn't get tickets)

[em @embohannon]

i've been employed by the same company for almost 6 years but don't ask me what open enrollment is or how to do it✋🏼😔

[em @embohannon]

@rallysquirreI @baseballinpix Yup, and yet the Dodgers $700 million player is batting .147 in the post season and has only pitched 1 game🤣 Anyways, appreciate the dialogue friend🤝

[em @embohannon]

@rallysquirreI @baseballinpix That statement is completely subjective lol. Means nothing. No data in the world prove that some teams "tried harder" than others

[em @embohannon]

"Great play by Mahomes" - Cris Collinsworth after every atrociously bad play that Mahomes is somehow able to recover out of sheer luck

[em @embohannon]

what a game... mariners and tigers both putting up a hell of a fight