Emma

[Emma @embottii]

Sometimes I get emotional thinking about all of the homeless kitties who are outside in the storms

[𝐓𝐨𝐦 𝐊𝐢𝐞𝐥𝐲 P67 @TomKiely_]

Emo band lyrics: I'm crashing down, falling apart. You're not here, it still breaks my heart.

Emo band song title: Maybe The Jet Ski Investments Weren't Such a Great Idea

[Emma @embottii]

@singedryad So can we make this into a real thing.

[caligula’s number one defender @yassifiedaloy]

hey pittsburgh for the price of the ticketmaster fees for <5 taylor swift tickets we could rent the gateway clipper fleet for 60 people and and listen to the concert from the river

[introvert @introvertsmemes]

People who say “go big or go home” seriously underestimate my willingness to go home. Like, it’s literally my only goal.

[sarah @heavenbrat]

once im overstimulated its a wrap im about to be everyone’s problem

[Sok-It @javasok]

I be like “god keeps giving me the hardest battles” and the battle is being on time and getting iced coffee

[Charlie James @malecowgirl]

my neighbor is on a loud, homophobic rant and keeps saying “lgbt faggots.” it’s taking all the self-restraint i can muster not to tell him “you can just say faggots. the lgbt is implied”

[Rosie Baby 🌹 @emrose412]

If anybody wants to run away from their issues… I have a passport and $5 I’m ready to join you lmao

[Marcy G @BunAndLeggings]

Little kids are creepy. My 5-year-old likes to draw faces on eggs before she cracks them. As she cracks them she likes to say "goodbye my babies." This person lives in my house.

[Divina @_divinaura]

if she was my girlfriend i would simply give her everything she wants, cook her food & pack her lunch, learn everything ab her, comfort her inner child, be patient w her, dedicate songs to her, make her feel like the only girl in the world & make her cum multiple times a day

[Emma @embottii]

@ciararich97

[Jon Cooper 🇺🇸 @joncoopertweets]

If banning abortion "stops abortions," let's ban guns and stop gun violence.

[ADHD Jesse @adhdjesse]

Dear ADHD friends that are good with finances and managing their personal budget—

First off, how?

[Life Quotes! 🍀 @GirlsNoteBook]

someone who wants me as much as I want them

[Felon Degeneres @_alyssssssac]

You guys are getting sex??