kingdom of midst (parody)

In the sunset of dissolution,everything is illuminated by the aura of nostalgia,even the guillotine.aspiring muppet.Luke 17:21

[kingdom of midst (parody) @EmbouteiIIage]

Well, that’s simultaneously glorious and terrifying

[Lisa M Christie, PhD @LisaChristiePhD]

The Santiago theory of cognition holds that all organisms, with or without a nervous system, “bring forth a world.”

[kingdom of midst (parody) @EmbouteiIIage]

@BuzzPatterson I wish

[kingdom of midst (parody) @EmbouteiIIage]

I do this because my left side is physically stronger, and my right hand is dominant, so I can complete other tasks while holding my baby. If I tried the opposite, I would be unable to sufficiently support the baby and also get nothing done.

[Preethi Kasireddy @iam_preethi]

Most moms cradle their baby on the left side. 65-80% of them do it, often without realizing they're doing it. The bias shows up across cultures, and even in great apes.

In theory, this is because when you hold a baby on your left, you put their face in your left visual field, which feeds into your right brain hemisphere. The right side of your brain is the one that handles faces and emotion.

Watch any group of mothers with babies. You'll see it.

What's interesting is that mothers with postpartum depression and high stress don't show the bias as strongly. Perhaps when you're depleted, your ability to tune in to your baby gets dulled too.

[kingdom of midst (parody) @EmbouteiIIage]

https://t.co/SZOKH14NjH

[Tanya @turnedwife]

The argument that children hold you back, and keep you from achieving, only sounds true to those who don’t have children

Because everyone who has children knows there is no greater motivation to do better, become better, and make the world better than the moment you meet your child

[kingdom of midst (parody) @EmbouteiIIage]

Pronatalist thread that encourages everyone to have more babies 👶

[kingdom of midst (parody) @EmbouteiIIage]

https://t.co/5lxMm6RZTp

[Wayne Rowcliffe 🦬 @wrowclif]

They won't tell you this, but you can actually just touch your nose to your baby's nose.

[kingdom of midst (parody) @EmbouteiIIage]

@KhananiShingan1 Shooting breast pains, urine smelled like buttered popcorn

[GINA NÄUMAN • جینا نعمان @entertheunseen]

This is where fairies have tea parties.

[kingdom of midst (parody) @EmbouteiIIage]

@peachtard Yes, that’s his normal routine

[Birds Colour 🕊️ @birdscolour56]

With enough sunshine, the flowers will bloom, little goose

[kingdom of midst (parody) @EmbouteiIIage]

@Empty_America @Robkearney1981 https://t.co/lvZLqGrmuW

[Lisa M Christie, PhD @LisaChristiePhD]

The Santiago theory of cognition holds that all organisms, with or without a nervous system, “bring forth a world.”

[kingdom of midst (parody) @EmbouteiIIage]

https://t.co/thXjBCZBIH

[VB Knives @Empty_America]

I kind of suspect it's consciousness all the way down.

A worker bee or a chicken certainly doesn't have your range or magnitude of cognition but it probably exists in its own mental reality that can't be compared to a mere automation.

[kingdom of midst (parody) @EmbouteiIIage]

Well, that’s simultaneously glorious and terrifying

[Lisa M Christie, PhD @LisaChristiePhD]

The Santiago theory of cognition holds that all organisms, with or without a nervous system, “bring forth a world.”

[Le Contemplateur @LeContempIateur]

Ma découverte du jour : l’English Pouter, une race de pigeon domestique au physique aussi étrange que fascinant…

[kingdom of midst (parody) @EmbouteiIIage]

https://t.co/wPVRcGPy4B

[Sam @Dollarydoos_]

Put another way: people are not nearly enough cognisant of the fact that they are going to die. Like, really, actually, lights out die. You should be memento mori maxxing whatever your station in life.

[kingdom of midst (parody) @EmbouteiIIage]

Thread of Good Advice 2.0

[Richard D. Bartlett @RichDecibels]

@SoupOfToday I put on Alan Watts lectures and either I stay awake and I have interesting thoughts or I fall asleep bathed in his benevolent tones

[kingdom of midst (parody) @EmbouteiIIage]

https://t.co/h6PUkytS3R

[Dave @tufdave]

Just got my first job and my mom dropped the best advice.

[kingdom of midst (parody) @EmbouteiIIage]

@papistlurker I keep telling them I’m breastfeeding (factual) and they defer it.

[kingdom of midst (parody) @EmbouteiIIage]

@orchidaea @vapefuls Real

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

You’re standing on a planet with molten lava at its core. Trees are turning sunlight into air you can breathe. Your heart is beating without you asking it to. There’s a moon in the sky and bugs that glow. This whole thing is absurdly beautiful. Don’t forget to notice it.