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this is essentially my internet diary

[J @embracebasil]

Currently feeling all sorts of unnatural

[J @embracebasil]

I am refraining from arguing with a 13 y/o on the internet… lord give me strength

[J @embracebasil]

Not arguing with a mf in bell bottoms, ok Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974)

[J @embracebasil]

Thought he was nonchalant, whole time he’s actually just a fucking idiot

[J @embracebasil]

I’ll never respect nic addicts that don’t smoke cigs cuz vapes are glorified binkies and “Zyn” sound like somebodys nonbinary cousin 🙄

[J @embracebasil]

Babe quick! The cuck watch party is about to start, turn on Malcom Todd!!

[J @embracebasil]

LIFE IS BEAUTULFIKLL

[J @embracebasil]

Been having lots of dreams with bagpipes

[J @embracebasil]

Had an accidental hit tweet on my alt, some schizoid from my city replied and apparently SAW ME walking in town

[J @embracebasil]

I refuse to green-top in this fuckass city

[J @embracebasil]

I let this gay guy and all his little sorority friends into my dorm building last night cuz they got locked out and he was like “yasss thank u so much queen, lemme give u a hug!” Then preceded to ask if I had a vape…. listen fairy I could’ve left ur ass outside, sthu 😭

[J @embracebasil]

The Stair-Master, much like sex, really isn’t that hard after you put in a good hour👍

[J @embracebasil]

Fate looks like a hooker in a bad party city wig kind of eyeballing me from the end of h th is bus stop bench

[J @embracebasil]

No one loves Tyler, The Creator more than the MOST bipolar chic you know

[J @embracebasil]

“You got games on yo phone?” Man, what do you think

[J @embracebasil]

For a good 30 mins after I take my Adderall, I am the funniest person I know

[J @embracebasil]

I think it’d be so funny to start one of those lazy ass funny-twitter-repost pages on insta but exclusively post my own flop tweets

[J @embracebasil]

oh goddamn it

[J @embracebasil]

Been having a hard time spelling experience lays key

[J @embracebasil]

I’m not the step dad, I’m the dad that stepped then hesitated in the doorway because hold on what did i need in here…