Emily Poe-Crawford

Artist • barista • human

[Emily Poe-Crawford @embritches]

Self-portrait in a gas station bathroom: Granville County rest area on I-85, Oxford, NC. #spiagsb

[Emily Poe-Crawford @embritches]

Is anyone else HIGHLY UPSET that the trash-emptying sound on Macs no longer sounds like crinkly paper? I *gasped* in surprise and dismay when I heard it. 😱

[Emily Poe-Crawford @embritches]

We came upon this scene at a stoplight on our way to Target yesterday.

Husband: “Oh, nice. I get it.”

[Emily Poe-Crawford @embritches]

A mood

[The Mountain Goats @mountain_goats]

“The toast was the true star of this breakfast” — me, sotto voce but aloud, after the breakfast buffet

[Emily Poe-Crawford @embritches]

@SmithDryGoods I regularly call our hamper the “clothes recycling,” so I feel you.

[Emily Poe-Crawford @embritches]

As for me and my house…

[Emily Poe-Crawford @embritches]

A good showing this day.

Wordle 222 3/6

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[Emily Poe-Crawford @embritches]

Oof. It feels like I’m in the burned out stage at the moment. Maybe I need to buy a costume.

[Kimya Dawson @mrskimyadawson]

I didn’t make this but I am this.

[Emily Poe-Crawford @embritches]

@JaimeEnjoysLife I’ll work on that 😂

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Oh weird, I remembered that Twitter exists. 👋🏼 Clearly I am procrastinating on something.

[Emily Poe-Crawford @embritches]

@brianAemerson Wordle 219 4/6

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😅

[Emily Poe-Crawford @embritches]

Here for both of these developments. (I was lucky enough to read an early copy of the book, and y’all, it’s good. Get ready.) 🤘🏼

[The Mountain Goats @mountain_goats]

"JD, what do you got goin on this week?"
"Egg bagel pic doin NUMBERS. Oh yeah and the book I spent the last five years working on publishes tomorrow"

[Emily Poe-Crawford @embritches]

Hoping to read along with at least some of these picks!

[Emily Poe-Crawford @embritches]

@JaimeEnjoysLife Oh my gosh. I want to say I’m sorry, but you haven’t really known him for a while, but... wow. Very strange indeed. I’m sorry.

[Emily Poe-Crawford @embritches]

Book-it Pizza Party forever ❤️📚🤓

[Emily Poe-Crawford @embritches]

@alliemullin We were always the only people in the theater there! Definitely brought in some elaborate meals a few times. 😂

[The Mountain Goats @mountain_goats]

If I had not left the Church years ago the Holy Father’s position here would be a moment of profound crisis for me, as I have prayed since early childhood for the robots to annihilate us all

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@YoEaves Missed the poll, but I’m a no! And I feel you. Auntie life for me. ❤️

[Emily Poe-Crawford @embritches]

The hypocrisy is just ... *chef’s kiss*