Emily Johnson

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[ຸ @fvckfemi_]

me trying to remember if I actually said it or I'm being manipulated because I have bad memory

[COCO @TWOTIMESABITCH]

unfortunately i’m not addicted to the grind i am addicted to the unwind i love chilling and relaxation and overall taking it easy

[ash 𓏲ּ𝄢 @strawbleea]

sorry for having great tits & always being right I’ll tone it down

[soup🍓 @thrluv]

you cant hurt my feelings do u know what my ex did to me

[♡yG♡🧚‍♀️ @angellailah_yG]

neverrr in my life have i ever thought "damn, i fumbled that man."

[marie @astou_jolie]

I think the reason a lot of women feel finer in their 30s is they truly stop giving a fuck.

[Solyricon @Solyricon]

I'm an eldest daughter which means I'm automatically irritated by your incompetence because l was never given room to be imcompetent. I won't be elaborating. The daughters who know get it.

[👽 @awwheyuu]

relationships are actually easy when you’re not dating a lying weirdo

[arson🌂 @desi0re]

we should have a national quiet day, where everyone just shuts the fuck up for 24 hours

[gabrielle @legitimatetiger]

sometimes the best grounding technique is just remembering you’re sexy

[Libriscent @libriscent]

“The wrong partner will push you right into the arms of the best partner that you’ve ever met… once you leave”.

This is very true.

[M. @oye_sycoho]

Congratulations to every woman who left a loser this year

[Dadman Standing @dadmann_walking]

You know who has never hurt my feelings? Reese's pieces.

[Chi @__Poisonivyyy]

The best skill that you can develop is to figure out how to stay in a good mood.

[Emily Johnson @embrookej]

@_haleylynch_ Lucky little bitch

[Emily Johnson @embrookej]

@_haleylynch_ @NiykeeHeaton I knew it

[Emily Johnson @embrookej]

@_haleylynch_ Oh shit okay lol

[Emily Johnson @embrookej]

@_haleylynch_ 😍😍😍

[Emily Johnson @embrookej]

@_haleylynch_ You pull Yahtzee out for everyone or what???

[Emily Johnson @embrookej]

@_haleylynch_ Ehhh this aged well