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‘96 Sag 🏹

[Carter @cartertheepic]

Amber Heard will always remember this as the day she almost caught Captain Jack Sparrow.

[Em @embrooksi]

@leahcoynee Yo this happened to me ln too, woke up to the notifs but no clue who it was 🧐🧐

[DND🧘🏽‍♀️ @camillemechell]

i really have a thing about sleeping at peoples house. it’s so hard for me 😭 and it’s not even that i be uncomfortable i just like to go back home to MY space

[Brandon Davis @BrandonDavisBD]

imagine these moments without Twitter

[Em @embrooksi]

I think it is hilarious that some of these truckers getting arrested will now have criminal records, meaning they won’t be able to cross the border and effectively do their job anyways. Did any of them seriously think ANY of this through?

[Em @embrooksi]

@ndixon_ Congratulations!!!

[Em @embrooksi]

Top tier

[draco malfoy’s hair gel @8uhhhlanis]

gossiping with your momma gotta be the funniest thing ever 😭

[invader zim @f8the]

idk who needs to hear this but invest in your room

[Em @embrooksi]

Personally I’m glad we’ve progressed from the 100 stories recapping the year to the 15 second montages

[Em @embrooksi]

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, do y’all not get tired of drinking every single night 🤮

[Kelly @kelwalk12]

I should be fucking tripping over rapid tests at every possible venue in the richest country in the world TWO YEARS into a pandemic

[Em @embrooksi]

The laugh from the sideline at the end 😭😭

[Big O 🦍 @__BigO__]

No way this kid is 6yrs old, this should be illegal 😭😭😂

[Iyanu Ade, M.A| RN @IyanuEvolved]

A lot of mean girls disguised as empowered women.

[Em @embrooksi]

Me every day this week knowing my thesis is due at the end of the month 🙂

[Tumi @Tumi213]

Imagine an episode of The Office where they all have to get vaccinated

[Em @embrooksi]

It honestly gets better every time you watch it

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Nikolas. He’s an opera singer. Wanted to give everyone a little sample of what he’s been working on. 14/10

[Em @embrooksi]

@notmikemike_ So unfortunate 😔

[Em @embrooksi]

I’m so sick of seeing these things being recorded man, homeless people aren’t zoo animals keep your fckin phone in your pocket

[Overtime @overtime]

He noticed a homeless man asking for water at Starbucks. Then told him to order whatever he wanted.

Moments like this NEVER get old ❤️ (via shawny816/TT)

[Em @embrooksi]

@mfern_ This.