Emma Bruer

brought to you by an ineffective morning after pill. radio journo / media person / mum. views my own.

[Emma Bruer @embruer]

Dozens of 4WDs bogged after an extremely wet Day on the Green. No staff anywhere to be seen. Everyone left to their own devices stranded in paddocks/car parks. @ADayOnTheGreen care to do something?

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Chris Dawson found guilty. Holy hell, what a rollercoaster!

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@SentimentalPod @dollyalderton ok I’ve been trying for 5 months to find someone who will give a shit about this. You know You’ve Got Mail? Remember the salty cashier ‘Rose’ who hates Meg Ryan because she tries to use a card in the cash only line? Yeah, that’s Che Diaz.

I KNOW.

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@GraceEvans2904 hi Grace, I’m a senior media adviser for MRPV - emailed you with a story yesterday. I don’t have your number to ring, just wanted to see if you were interested?

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@doublejmornings hi! Did I just hear you say Herbie Hancock would be on the show today? Clearly didn’t have the radio on loud enough!

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God I hate this country sometimes.

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The power just went out at work plunging us into darkness and my first thought wasn’t “OMG what if I’ve lost all my work” but “OMG what if I can’t toast my felafel wrap”

[Lisa Wilkinson @Lisa_Wilkinson]

Many voters say they’re confused re what Turnbull stood for. Here, Peter Dutton’s record:
*Boycotted the sorry speech
*Sent text to a female journo: “you’re a f*#@ing witch”
*Joked about Pacific nations being wiped out by rising sea levels
*Voted no on marriage equality
#libspill

[Emma Bruer @embruer]

This is the dream. It would be the first time in months/years he’d demonstrated any decisive leadership.

[Annabel Crabb @annabelcrabb]

Imagine if Malcolm Turnbull just kept walking all the way to Yarralumla and said to the GG: I’m no longer confident of a majority and I would like to call an election immediately.

[Peter Dutton, Sr. @PeterDutton5]

I wish the people of Australia would look at my profile and realize I’m a 30 yr old black man before sending me tweets and DMs.

[Dr Darren Saunders @whereisdaz]

It’s incredibly hard to describe how utterly sad it feels to be a scientist and dad in a country being dictated to by a small group of science-denying clowns putting their own short term political gain over the long term public interest.

[Emma Bruer @embruer]

I've opened Twitter for the first time in a year! Pretty much nothing has changed except I'm now old enough that I've got a neck injury caused by scoffing at a Trivial Pursuit question.

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@Qantas ..they've suggested I drive there myself to check (1.5hr round trip & it's not even guaranteed). Can someone contact me to sort out?

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@Qantas hi, I flew with you yesterday & you lost our pram. I've followed up & been told it MIGHT be @ Melb airport but they're unsure..

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I love Dusty but srsly, did he go to his tattooist with the directive "make me look like I've just served a jail term"? #AFLTigersCats

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@anne_theriault #NoOneToldMe that one day a small human would refuse to sleep without my nipple in its mouth.

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@anne_theriault #NoOneToldMe that my whole day would now revolve around trying to get/keep a baby asleep.

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@SeanSowerby7 I think it was you who helped me get my pram down the stairs at St Ali yesterday..? If so, thank you!

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I accidentally killed off our PM Malcom Turnbull instead of former PM Malcolm Fraser #PutYourBloopersOut #istandwithnatasha