emily (she/her), cool af

fast talker, anxious human, perpetually tired. got bangs, and now changing my life accordingly.

'pretty funny.' - someone, i hope.

opinions are my own.

[emily (she/her), cool af @embtz]

someone bring me cake

[Kat Boogaard @kat_boogaard]

Here's a peek at my Monday to-do list:

🔲 Make an impossibly long to-do list

🔲 Spiral into extreme self-loathing when I can't get everything on it checked off by the end of the day

[maggie fischer @Maggie_Fisch]

the tortured poet’s department? oh you mean the copywriters?

[clare @sadderlizards]

hey sorry for being so anxious earlier i had no idea everything would be fine

[emily (she/her), cool af @embtz]

me, every day, to my husband.

[keegan @FranziaMom]

every relationship needs one person who says “What else has he been in” while watching something and one person who excitedly reads their IMDB out loud

[emily (she/her), cool af @embtz]

@imbethmccoll i got the song for our wedding from an episode of how I met your mother

[Sophie Vershbow @svershbow]

I see your girl math and raise you childfree math, which is justifying every purchase by the fact that you aren't spending money on children.

[emily (she/her), cool af @embtz]

I am unaccustomed to the sun now. it is too bright; it is hurting my eyes.

[emily (she/her), cool af @embtz]

me and my husband

[Astro Poets @poetastrologers]

1st date

Aries: I think you like me
Leo: I'm madly in love with you
Aries: I feel it but also I don't but also you make me feel very calm
Leo: You're definitely the first person to say that ever

[annie-mai @anniemaisocial]

i'm a social media manager, of course my new year's resolution is to be on social media less

[Keara Sullivan @superkeara]

Make sure you check in on ur funny friends… a lot of us aren’t going thru anything per se but just really thrive off attention

[Alyssa Limperis @alyssalimp]

Pre-holidays: I’m excited for a break!

During the holidays: If I don’t return to my routine in the next 12 hours I will experience full mind and body dissociation

[perneeya @dykeistan]

i would give my life for my friends i'd do anything for them except answer their text messages

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

Your twenties are for two things: buying fun little drinks & being crushed by the inescapable feeling that everything about you is broken

[emily (she/her), cool af @embtz]

I think with today's announcement that she is Time's Person of the Year, I will have to add in another slide to this presentation. Please come, it will be lots of fun and I will (probably) not sing: https://t.co/Q7rLJcpBUW #kwevents #kwawesome #marketing

[emily (she/her), cool af @embtz]

@TheSmileCEO @Amanda_RichMCM Agree so much I am actually doing a presentation on this very thing next week in Guelph: https://t.co/Q7rLJcpBUW

[Alexandre Rizos @alexandrerizos]

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[trash jones @jzux]

i know i keep talking about this but anxiety medication is so cool. can’t believe i get to walk around now without every bad feeling bashing me over the head like a frying pan

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