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Your siblings favourite teacher🤣

[D🪿 @Devsthetix]

Gym is important, but daily walks might actually be the most underrated fitness habit ever.

[I fvck w people selectively @kotparkland]

Ukipata pesa, tembea kenya aisee. There are really cool places country wide that you need to see and visit. Wewe uko tu kwa hio bedsitter yako umetembea tu hio area yako unajua kila shortcut na choche za kubuy vitu cheap. Kenya is beautiful, serikali ndio mbaya, just tour and see

[Lulu @bongyluaziey]

Always book your flight tickets on a Tuesday at 3 AM in Incognito mode—airlines reset their algorithms overnight and drop unsold seats for 40% cheaper. ✈️💸 I just read that somewhere

[Xylo® @deri_regen]

Biochemistry degree pale uni alafu unasema uko jobless badala ya ujiunge na wenzako mtegeneze counterfeit alcohol

[Ms_Miriti @MsMiriti]

Can we have a policy that waives hospital bills for mothers who lose their babies at birth?

Seeing a fundraiser for a mother who has just lost her child is heartbreaking.
Imagine grieving your baby and still having to figure out how to clear the hospital bill.

[𝓜𝓸𝓭𝓮𝓵🪐 @BIG_MODEL04]

Marijuana was mentioned in the Epstein files. They said that people who smoke cannabis are harder to manipulate and control that's why alcohol is promoted and Marijuana is demonized

[D🪿 @Devsthetix]

Losing weight and building muscle is really just eating chicken and eggs every day.

[Bevalyne Kwamboka @bevalynekwambo3]

Ruto has been moving from one sunroof to another, bragging about how his government has employed more teachers than any government in history. Turns out the real “backend statistics” is the sale of employment letters for 400K each, he mustgo for sure.

[Josh @Josh001J]

Walimu mkoapi? This term will be very short. 9 weeks. Toa hii moja juu ishaisha. Zibaki 8.

Alafu toa ya kufunga juu shule huwa zimesota hazina food. Zimebaki 7 weeks.

Alafu toa sasa weekends, holidays na ile yenye wameendea fee. Wiki ni 6.

Sasa toa 2 weeks za full exam na 1 week ya marking. Wiki ni 3 zimebaki tuende holiday tena.

Hizo 3 ndizo za kumaliza syllabus alafu toa 2 days za mental health break. Buana we have maximum of 2 weeks tufunge shule.

May God bless God🙏

[diyu @haha_girrrl]

If degrees can no longer secure employment, college fees must decrease or education should become free. They’re not as prestigious anymore. 🤷🏻‍♀️

[Kimuzi @Kimuzi_]

We suffer more often in imagination than in reality -
Lucius Seneca

[Sir-Rap-A-Lot @Osama_otero]

Script writers wa Kenyan movies lazima tu wapush agenda ya dem cool kid ako inlove na boy wa Jogoo Rd.

[Karani Mutonga @Karanimutonga]

When I used to partake alcohol, we went to a club hapo Kilimani. We ordered a Double Black. There's a friend who was conversant with mizinga. He tasted it and asked to see the manager. He told him that, that bottle was counterfeit. The manager didn't argue. He took it and came back with another one which was legit.

So, clubs are trying to maximize profits at the cost of people's health.

[Kimuzi @Kimuzi_]

Chenye naadvice msee ako 18-23 years kama uko kazi Na pesa poa, save fiti Na let it compound. By 35 years you would have retired and living large. Na si lazima uskie hii advice. Unaeza Lewa mbaya Na ujibambe. It's a choice.

[Aleckie Ronald @SirAlexas]

Hemmingways Watamu for December they are charging 4 nights 430K 🤣🤣🤣, trip mzima ya Capetown bana ....

[Josh @Josh001J]

If you're not going to quit alcohol you're going to be part of the statistics, my friends. Until the government addresses this issues, y'all should quit that thing. Mtakufa vibaya sana.

[Moe @moneyacademyKE]

Landlords are now asking prospective tenants for payslips, bank statements and KRA tax details.

This is due to KRA stepping up its digitised tracking of rental income and tax compliance.

[Nyamisa Chelang’at @Nyamisa_Chela]

I was going through Just Ivy’s stories and I wonder, wamama tulianza kuwa na pesa lini? Personally I’m always like “Wah, nimebaki na fuliza ya Mia mbili” 😂

[Kimuzi @Kimuzi_]

Hakuna tweets unibamba kama zile za msee ameeza kuquit pombe ama fegi. One of the best tweets ever.

[Brian @_Briankorir]

The past week nimeona like 3 alcohol deaths being posted here.
Mtu anakunywa, hangover inamlima, next anajipata hosi alafu anadedi.

Kuna shida mahali, counterfeits inamaliza vijana bana.