Ed Callahan

[Ed Callahan @emc31026]

@Schultz_Report Giants

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

Seat belts? Never. But two drops of rain and Susan had the kids decked out like the goddamn Gorton’s fisherman.

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

A look at some of the auditions for a third host for the ManningCast:

[Ed Callahan @emc31026]

@oldhockeycards Gordie Howe

[Ed Callahan @emc31026]

@AlexUlrichh Only he didn’t miss the playoffs

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

Perhaps the goddamn pinnacle of music as we know it. https://t.co/QTWCqsFadO

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

Today's starting pitchers: "I've pitched 5 innings and need a reliever."

Nolan Ryan: "I've lost 5 pints of blood and don’t need a reliever."

Advantage: Ryan

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

“Your dad and I are leaving for dinner now.”

Two seconds later:

[The Iron Sheik @the_ironsheik]

HEMINGWAY ONCE SAID IF YOU ARE A DUMB SON OF A BITCH YOU DESERVED TO GET SUPLEXED ON YOUR FUCKING HEAD BY THE LEGEND OF THE EARTH

[The Iron Sheik @the_ironsheik]

FAIRY TALES CAN COME TRUE IT COULD HAPPEN TO YOU IF YOU ARE NOT A DUMB SON OF A BITCH

[The Iron Sheik @the_ironsheik]

WHY DO YOU BUILD ME UP BUTTERCUP JUST TO LET ME DOWN YOU DUMB SON OF A BITCH

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

Don’t you ever fucking tell me the United States doesn’t produce the best bowlers.

[Ed Callahan @emc31026]

@StevieVanZandt They should be investigating this and dynamic ticket pricing too.

[Rolling Stone @RollingStone]

#TheBear will either have you pumping your fist or give you have a heart attack. Possibly both. https://t.co/PqZPRpMlcZ

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

The 1983 TV movie "I Married Wyatt Earp" was a big hit for NBC but their follow-up Western, "I Once Gave Doc Holliday a Handjob” proved to be less popular.

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

Every time I shut off the microwave with 0:01 left on the timer, I exhale like an elite secret agent who just saved the goddamn planet from destruction.

[MLB Jesus @MLBJesus]

Happy Bobby Bonilla Day. 🙌

[New York Rangers @NYRangers]

ARTEMI
FREAKING
PANARIN.

THAT’S THE TWEET.

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

If your goalie doesn’t look like a 56-year-old two-term senator who has co-sponsored some key legislation, I don’t feel confident about your chances in the playoffs.

[MLB Jesus @MLBJesus]

You’re welcome NY Mets. 🙌