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[emale (an ashtray) @emcale_]

This just made me choke

[emale (an ashtray) @emcale_]

the thing about having a job that revolves around public speaking is that it never gets easier!!!!!! even as an extrovert. i’ve been doing it for 4 years and it still sucks

[emale (an ashtray) @emcale_]

why is everyone from my hometown obsessed with getting professional couples photos. that’s all that’s on ig these days

[emale (an ashtray) @emcale_]

i’ve kept my golds gym membership all these months after i moved to another neighborhood solely because i go there to poop on my long runs

[emale (an ashtray) @emcale_]

I’m hitting on girls at the towing years

[Kelly @kellycucca]

I love my city

[ShitpostGateway @ShitpostGate]

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[emale (an ashtray) @emcale_]

@jadedbagel like me

[emale (an ashtray) @emcale_]

***this isn’t a complaint because i quite literally could not be any hotter *** but over the past few months i’ve doubled or trippled my weekly running mileage and my caloric intake has stayed the same and I’m not any skinnier. why

[emale (an ashtray) @emcale_]

@jadedbagel the list goes on and on

[emale (an ashtray) @emcale_]

constantly freaking out about what is happening in pop music right now what a time to be alive happy brat summer

[emale (an ashtray) @emcale_]

wfm without a shirt on call that the girls in stem

[emale (an ashtray) @emcale_]

WHAT DID I JUST I SAY

[Charli @charli_xcx]

The girl, so confusing version with lorde - Out at midnight est.

[emale (an ashtray) @emcale_]

when i die have my wake at rcr (I’m at rcr and they’re having a wake)

[emale (an ashtray) @emcale_]

it’s the first day of summer and I’m going to start tweeting again

[emale (an ashtray) @emcale_]

I’m a fuckin engineer??? (I’m not but i have an engineer title)

[emale (an ashtray) @emcale_]

I’m so hot it’s actually fucked up

[emale (an ashtray) @emcale_]

i’ve kept 2 underwire bras from the handful i’ve had over the years. one is nude and unpadded that i wear to work events and the other one is the bombshell that i stole from victorias secret in 7th grade. I’ll never get rid of her

[emale (an ashtray) @emcale_]

5 days a week i go on a run and 5 days a week i snot rocket on the aggressively enforced no trespass zone that is the daughters of the confederacy lawn

[emale (an ashtray) @emcale_]

it’s so insane to me that chris brown still has a career