Em

Em. Shadowy alien figure haunting the liminal space of the Midwest.

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Darren. He’s snuggly and he knows it. Would appreciate a bedtime story if that’s not too much trouble. 14/10 (IG: the_blueboys)

[ego @notmalkinego]

jim rutherford trying to fix the penguins roster by making more trades to undo issues caused by his previous trades

[Killing Eve @KillingEve]

This is self-care. #KillingEve

[Strombone @strombone1]

Why do I keep letting you hurt me like this?

[ego @notmalkinego]

if this penguins team isn’t good enough to handedly beat the montreal canadiens, then maybe they’d be best off taking that 12.5% chance on lafreniere

[Bess Kalb @bessbell]

A friend's male assistant is a fake email account she runs because people called her "difficult" and "impossible" for having small windows of availability until "he" started running interference and then people just accepted she was fucking busy. I AM VERY INTO THIS.

[Matt Scalici @MattScalici]

My 12-year-old just said she thinks eventually they’ll be able to put gifs on tombstones. Obviously, please quote tweet with the gif you will put on your video tombstone.

[Niall Horan @NiallOfficial]

Love you Payno ❤️

[Astro Poets @poetastrologers]

Crush: So what do you do for fun
Virgo: Cry in the shower where you can't really make a mess & no one can see you
Crush: V cool way to repress

[Astro Poets @poetastrologers]

Cancer new moon coming up. Feel everything.

[Astro Poets @poetastrologers]

Week of 7/19 in Taurus: The light in the room will be low and the mood, cool. Still, you will find the words you sought so long ago. Look and listen to what happens in the next room. But remember again you are in this one.

[Jillian Fisher @FisherJillian]

Fun fact: you can be concerned for the safety of athletes & all those involved with the return to play and think coming back isn’t the greatest idea AND be excited that the sport you love is coming back. They are not mutually exclusive.

[miller low life @itwasthreezero]

the NHL doesn’t give a shit about “medical privacy” (we know about guys whose balls exploded) they just don’t want you getting mad at them for exposing your team’s 21 year old star to a virus that might diminish his lung capacity for the rest of his career

[Natasha Winters💋 @NatashaWriting]

Eat the fucking rich

[Nick Heath @inheathwetrust]

😅😅😂 dang..

[Jenny-Jinya @JennyJinya]

2/3

[Astro Poets @poetastrologers]

1st date

Sagittarius: Hey
Taurus: You're 3 days and 14 hours late, I already Uber'd home, made a million dollars & have a new man
Sagittarius: Well Uber back bitch