Liz Carr (she/her)

procrastinating perfectionist

[Liz Carr (she/her) @emcarr42]

I want to get married in the fall but instead of a bouquet I'm just going to carry a jack-o-lantern on a stick

[no @zedonarrival]

this week was kinda the perfect one for jimmy carter to clock out all things considered. got the milestone birthday, voted (in vain lol), one last christmas, avoided inauguration. i’d head out too

[Dallas Jones 🍿🎃 @deathbydialogue]

His muse being a 69 year old man is honestly so iconic

[indie @INDIEWASHERE]

to be loved is to be known

[Alex Kittoe @AlexKittoe]

Chicago on 35mm

[Liz Carr (she/her) @emcarr42]

@McDonalds I can finally stop making my own amen

[hope hopes hoping @hopes_revenge]

cooking sober - well this fucking sucks . what the fuck

cooking drunk- haha fuck yeah !! Yes !!! I am like the rat from Ratatouille

[Out of Context Human Race @NoContextHumans]

Life is temporary, drip is forever.

[solelynostalgia @solelynostalgia]

Voting for miley cyrus to have a cameo was one of the very few instances where america made a good decision

[Winter Santiaga @1bighairedbitch]

She said this is the ideal man and I kinda love her for it

[Rick Steves @RickSteves]

CapTainAI got the first half right, at least

[⋆˚࿔ 𝓐lexis 𝜗𝜚˚⋆ @mupbrina]

“You block people over politics?” I’ll block people if they say something too mean about a Muppet

[bug girl @buggirl]

hey so i think it’s less of a “male loneliness” epidemic and more of a “young men becoming nazis at a concerningly high rate” epidemic

[Liz Carr (she/her) @emcarr42]

And also me

[🌾Magellan (2025, Lav Diaz) w Gael García @gaelgarciadaily]

Diego Luna and Gael García Bernal as (and with) Bert & Ernie ‼️‼️‼️

[Marc Bonanni @BwayGhostlight]

Aaron Tveit about every 6 months, walking through the Al Hirschfeld stage door:

[Jamie @spacej_me]

My therapist always starts our session with “How are you?” and I always say “I’m good!” and then spend the next hour talking about how I am decidedly Not Good.

[trans judeo-bolshevik @transjewtalian]

forever one of the best onion headlines

[Tommy Stella @tommy_stella]

Send him in to interview her. He’ll get results.

[soulja blegh @MarcosSOTS]

my hot take is that this is the greatest pop punk song ever made and that nothing else even comes close