Edgelord McBanhammer

aspiring dipshit

[Edgelord McBanhammer @EMcbanhammer]

This is how it feels to be drunk alone at 3AM

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grock, google despactio

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@ShesABoy Stolen valor

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I think if the people in YouTube videos could hear my commentary they’d think I’m funny

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And that was his 13th reason

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Chaser who doesn’t realize this is a joke and is furiously taking notes

[William Wentworth Fitzwilliam Dick of County Wickl @KastellPrio]

And again!!

[Edgelord McBanhammer @EMcbanhammer]

I have missed every shot I haven’t made

[Nova X @primenova59]

Ice Spice leaves social media in complete meltdown after being caught kissing Tobey Maguire, then drops the bombshell that they're expecting a baby together and preparing to start a life under one roof. 😳

"He's my man now."
"We're expecting a baby."

[Edgelord McBanhammer @EMcbanhammer]

As a Californian I would die for Mexico if it meant slightly inconveniencing England

[Diego🇵🇾🇮🇹 @SebastianVian69]

Así está el mapa para 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Inglaterra vs México 🇲🇽

Correcto?

[Edgelord McBanhammer @EMcbanhammer]

Sometimes I put a pile of paperwork on my desk so it looks like I’m busy

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Why are people emailing me at my office email job

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I love jai alai. It’s pretty balls to the wall

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The DMV has suspended my penis liscence

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Doing this with my man boobs to keep my gf safe from the rain

[Birds Flutter @birdsflutter]

They knelt down, opened their coat, and scooped up their four chicks against their chest.

[Edgelord McBanhammer @EMcbanhammer]

This but a liquor store please

[Mark R. Brown, AICP, CNU @Car_Free_USA]

There's a 90% chance this building is illegal in your neighborhood.

[Edgelord McBanhammer @EMcbanhammer]

Now replace ‘wets’ with ‘women’

[Adam H. Condra ☦️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @PolytropicSage]

Hello. Today I have discovered the single-most unappetizing phrase in the history of the English language:

[Edgelord McBanhammer @EMcbanhammer]

I’m not gay

[Edgelord McBanhammer @EMcbanhammer]

They look European so that was probably just a grape

[nerde o eski şarkılar @eskisarkiIar]

Bir orkestra, dünyanın en acı biberini yedikten sonra performans sergilemeyi denediğinde ortaya çıkan sonuç:

[Edgelord McBanhammer @EMcbanhammer]

Me and my wife saw you from across the courtroom and we really dig your criminal charges

[Edgelord McBanhammer @EMcbanhammer]

@ShesABoy Was about to send you this screenshot that took 3 times to get perfect

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At the bar inshallah I will pass this kidney stone

[Edgelord McBanhammer @EMcbanhammer]

Ricky Gervais stuns crowd with bravery by making fun of the second most famous pedophile in recent history

[Daily Mail Celebrity @DailyMailCeleb]

Ricky Gervais is planning his most controversial stand-up tour ever as comedian is set to make gags about taboo topics including Jimmy Savile, suicide and Hitler https://t.co/qjPwCSWXC7