Chief of Sin

[Dr. Neighborhood Publicist @nhoodpublicist]

Braids are meant to be an economically feasible and beneficial style. Now they cost too much and breaking folks hair off at the rut

[✨phoenix @seauxheauxy]

one of the major reasons i stay single is bc you do in fact hv to be a little mean to men for them to respect you and i find that incredibly draining.

[Jon 🔬 @JonnyMicro]

No reason to do this by the way

[sade ❤︎ @sadeedotcom]

his audacity implies that this strategy has had to work for him in the past…and that frightens me.

[Bella Hadidn’t @SkinwithLolami]

I have no interest in being around people who assign malicious intent to every mistake. If grace is reserved for no one, not even the people in your life, I can only imagine how harshly you judge strangers

[Taurus Groove @jiggyjayy2]

Now you know these are the same groups of women. Bffr

[Rich Uncle Pennybags @runclepennybags]

people are still getting scandalized over madonna performances being too sexually explicit. generational run.

[WHERE ARE THE VISUALS TO RENAISSANCE @ghettohalliwell]

Court cases, pregnancy announcements, feuds with other artists, scandals from her significant other while going through a divorce. Very early 2000s celebrity culture coded 😭

[princessface @mainslayrrr]

men : pussy smells like fish and earring backs and tastes like ps5 air

women : how to suck dck thru a straw no hands 😍

[honey @saintpattinson]

robert pattinson: can i read the script?

christopher nolan: i'm christopher nolan..?

robert pattinson: okay, christopher nolan, can i read the script?

[Corn ✧⍣ @cornski]

they needa hang that Zack Fox tweet in a museum

[roxy demento @falseroxy]

i am actually so mad that i am not friends with dua lipa rn

[Jani Gem 🌶 @Jani__Gee]

I need someone to explain to me why and when everyone’s before-after pictures switched to the after being on the left instead of the right.

This is something new but everyone seems to have opted in.
WHY???

[meredith 🍉 @dietz_meredith]

it’s so easy to spot AI writing bc it always sounds like it was written by a fedora

[Mabintou @mabintou]

You can’t keep girls who feel like their life is over if they’re not married by 30 close to you if you want peaceful sisterhood.

[s @yoongienthusias]

men do it all the time, live your truth queen

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

hunter biden: Americans don’t want tariffs or war. They want security when they’re sick. Good jobs. Fair pay.

guy in replies: your just another liberal pedo elite addicted to stealing our money

hunter biden: i’m addicted to CRACK bitch

[woo woo woman @witti_indi]

Lana Del Rey don’t let your husband stop you from finding your soulmate

[meeka @MeekyBlinders]

hunter biden it seems i’ve grown quite fond of you tho there are no sexual urges or desires you come to me as a long lost friend whom i once picked apples with in papa’s orchard

[est.1997 (but spooky) @MOLENAIDE]

THATS STRICT ASIAN OBAMA???