Emily 🌼

I don't think anyone enjoys my tweets as much as I do ✌️

[Birgit Umaigba-Omoruyi @birgitomo]

Stop acting perplexed that 8 teen girls could kill a stranger. It starts with your 8yo children being able to insult their bus drivers, call their teachers b*tch, and without consequences. It starts with negative parenting & a culture that fails to instill respect in children.

[Emily 🌼 @emcolexo]

I am crying at this hahahahah

[Mike Solana @micsolana]

my bf is on a plane to miami right now and a bulldog in the row next to him just had diarrhea. everyone freaked out, the dog owner began sobbing, and the dog escaped. now, covered in poo, it is running around the plane. people are lifting up their legs and screaming.

[Emily 🌼 @emcolexo]

@JamesBayMusic can you play wild love tonight ?! 👌🏻🙏

[Haydn Schneider @HaydnSchneider]

When you lose someone special, you really realize how lucky you were to just know them. Not all people are good. So if you have some good ones in your life, ones that make your world a better place, let them know ❤️

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

occasionally u must wake up in the middle of the night and drink water from the straw of your hydro flask with the intensity of a hamster who’s just done 2 tough hours on the hamster wheel you know

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

u should be able to order a chocolate chip cookie medium rare

[river buddy butcher 🤠 @rivbutcher]

Remember like two weeks ago when Elon was like “tell me how to end world hunger and I’ll do it” and then he bought twitter for $44 billion instead

[Emily 🌼 @emcolexo]

I go back to work in 18 days and I’m trying not to be excited… but I’m so Damn excited

[Emily 🌼 @emcolexo]

@downtonabbie it’s absolutely horrible. Mav was so sick for 3-4 days and you can’t find childrens tyenol anywhere

[🇺🇦 Dean Bakopoulos 🇺🇦 @DeanBakopoulos]

Anyone over forty here ever see their parents drink a glass of water?

[. @naledimashishi]

I’m tired of people saying “here’s my go to lazy meal” and then they start chopping an onion

[Emily 🌼 @emcolexo]

I’ve worked out two days and a row and honestly with how post partum is going for me… it’s a huge win

[Jagmeet Singh @theJagmeetSingh]

The Tomb of the Unknown Soldier was built to remember and honour those who dedicated their lives in service for Canadians — not to desecrate and urinate on.

Claiming to be fighting for freedom while disrespecting those who lost their lives fighting for our freedom is despicable.

[Emily 🌼 @emcolexo]

@4MsRichardson

[Emily 🌼 @emcolexo]

The holidays were honestly just draining this year 😩

[Dr. Amit Arya @AmitAryaMD]

Retweet if you agree that our governments should send a package of rapid tests & N95 masks to every household, every week, for free.

[Emily 🌼 @emcolexo]

#NewProfilePic

[movies & tv shows @itsmovies]

my greatest suffering when I was a kid

[Emily 🌼 @emcolexo]

all the boys are sleeping (including goose) and I know it’s only 7am on a Wednesday but I feel like I should open a bottle of wine or something