Emily

Is mayonnaise an instrument?

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You know you're a hockey player when you get kicked off lawn duty because your dad wanted horizontal stripe cuts and I kept giving him zamboni cuts

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Starting Vanderpump Rules now with 10 seasons, podcasts, reunions, and WWHLs is as daunting as starting the MCU

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Should start walking into all Marshall’s with a sign saying “No I don’t want your rewards card. Yes I’m sure”

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Congrats @rone on the new puppy Penny, just picked up our Penny this weekend @BarstoolYak

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as a big bang theory fan 10000% thought it was hulk hands too @BarstoolTrent

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Nothing says summer is over more than working overtime for free

[Emily @emcough]

Sometimes I can’t believe I said to myself at kickball I’m gonna try a little bit harder the next time I’m at bat, and then I end up breaking my ankle running to first. This is what happens when you try.

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#NewProfilePic

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All I want for Christmas is unsolicited advice from strangers

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Another day, another dead animal I get uncomfortably close to on a run

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Michael A is too pure for words #thebachelorette #BacheloretteABC

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Love how I bought a 50 pack of masks and then society goes mask-less 3 weeks later

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okay olivia rodrigo, i see you

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I’ve got the back in the contiguous United States and have work tomorrow blues

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I straight up don’t want to go home. I love Hawaii.

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I wish I could whistle solely for the beginning of Chill Bill

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All these Taylor vault songs ... how many more are there that she’s not sharing with us????????

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And the bad times keep rolling, what else ya got 2021?

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At this rate I already know what my Spotify Wrapped 2021 will be

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My life is now a solid 9 Taylor Swift songs and you can bet they’re on repeat