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I aspire to be the Miranda Bailey of attorneys.

[moll @emcrip]

If you're a girl and you haven't picked something up from the maternity section at target wanting to buy it you're a god damn liar

[LizaMinnelliOutlives @LiZaOutlives]

Liza Minnelli has outlived Senator Lindsey Graham. He has gone to the big closet in the sky.

[moll @emcrip]

I wasn’t going to drink tonight but…

[Congressman Gabe Amo @RepGabeAmo]

Happy 46th Birthday to Rhode Island’s favorite Big Blue Bug!

Make sure to wish the iconic Nibbles Woodaway a very special day if you pass him on I-95.

[moll @emcrip]

No honestly the only world news my sister follows is Neil

[big content guy @bigcontentguy]

i love how in america we’re worried about war and elections and in australia they’re like “Oh nauurrr Neil is on the piss again”

[k @ysljennii]

I love unscheduled spontaneous shit. Only if my hair already done.

[moll @emcrip]

Colman Domingo I am destroyed

[moll @emcrip]

I am just now getting to watching the final season of #Euphoria and based on what I’ve read I expected it to be awful, but it’s another brilliant masterpiece so in the words of my boy Fez I’m fucking confused

[moll @emcrip]

@elsathora YES! As an American, THANK YOU💙

[moll @emcrip]

Update- I just ordered it. Life is okay!

[moll @emcrip]

The closest location to me that sells is 2 and a half hours away which is bad for RI time but honestly I am a chica in need of divertida so I am thinking about it

[schway lex. @Lexual__]

I must have walked into this Houston, Texas liquor store looking like I was on a mission because a worker saw me and said “you must be here for the hot girl tequila” 😭😭 clocked!

[moll @emcrip]

I didn’t realize I’m the only non engaged/married/mom on BOTH sides of my family so if there’s an Emmy for that I’d like it💜

[moll @emcrip]

Wait they figuratively did because my psych NP just texted me that she’s leaving the practice. Cake for dinner it is!!!

[moll @emcrip]

The Adams County sheriff kicked down my dooooooooorrrrr

[moll @emcrip]

I don’t want to be pregnant, but I do want to look like Anne Hathaway at The Odyssey premieres

[moll @emcrip]

Idk why I thought drinking Tito’s would somehow positively sway the outcome of the USA game, but I want everyone to know I tried😭🇺🇸

[It be Tuesday... Hang in there mateys! @tuesdaymatey]

I honestly don't know what to put here.

[moll @emcrip]

I will teach my niece to never get rid of her things because they’ll come back in 20 years and be 20x more expensive

[solé @layxsnv]

Target know they wrong $45 for these bracelets 🤦🏽‍♀️ I really want them 😫

[moll @emcrip]

Is anyone else unable to sleep the night before they’re expected to get their period? (In a manic way, not like a night before Christmas way)