Em Cropper

wish I could think of something cunning and witty.

[Em Cropper @emcropper]

@inmygreatwarera @alicropper the archer!!!

[Em Cropper @emcropper]

@ErasTourResell @alicropper

[Em Cropper @emcropper]

@redtagca I have tried but it says you are unavailable to DM

[Em Cropper @emcropper]

@redtagca I have been on hold for 5.5 hours. Help me!!

[Mumford & Sons @MumfordAndSons]

Tomorrow we share new music! #GuidingLight will have its first spin on @BBCR1 with @AnnieMac at 7.30pm BST.

[Em Cropper @emcropper]

@Netflix_CA what about @YouOnLifetime ?!?!

[Em Cropper @emcropper]

@jtrain56 we do.

[Em Cropper @emcropper]

@shea17 @Madison_ftw yah or 180,0000 lol

[Em Cropper @emcropper]

@shea17 unless you live in the village and your life is shut down for the weekend

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

One of Jesus's greatest miracles? He was a carpenter, but He didn't bring it up every time you met Him.

[Ray LaMontagne @RayLaMontagne]

“When kindness is the greatest gift that one can share
Why choose hate or subjugate your fellow man…
I choose to be part of the light.”
'Part Of The Light', Ray’s seventh studio album, is out now.
https://t.co/oT1vBeEXFA

[Jared Freid @jtrain56]

I will literally blame anything but alcohol. I just tried to blame a stomach ache on tight underwear when I drank a half a bottle of vodka last night.

[Em Cropper @emcropper]

if you then you
don't love don't deserve
me at my me at my

[Em Cropper @emcropper]

cheesing https://t.co/DNiSEvqJsZ

[Em Cropper @emcropper]

me yelling across the street to my neighbors that can see me drinking beer all day and eating lasagna: “I went to hot yoga this morning”

[Em Cropper @emcropper]

#BellLetsTalk

[Em Cropper @emcropper]

@Madison_ftw stop- you need to get out of this male pool immediately.

[Em Cropper @emcropper]

I feel it necessary to yawn as loud as humanly possible because I want every single person around me to acknowledge how tired I am

[Pete Holmes @peteholmes]

TONIGHT! @CrashingHBO 10:30/9:30c! Brand new, seas two! ❤️

[Jared Freid @jtrain56]

I don’t want to be alone but I also don’t want someone trying to touch my stomach when I go to sleep full.