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HUGELY suffering mets fan

[✁ @emd0ty]

a Bazaar world

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Just found out my old roommate died the first week of December. it’s been almost a year. There was no announcement or anything. I’m absolutely gutted.

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✨ versatility

[cameron @IngmarBagman]

Gay ppl be like do you wanna come hang out with an immigration lawyer and a pornstar

[playgirlwchietinkie @wchietinkie]

God sent sagittarius’s down here to kill us

[⟲ @unotfbg]

u can tell when a coworker got nothin going on outside of work

[dianna @runwildkian]

We are not calling you “Swaggy V” anymore your name is Mark

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@runwildkian LMFAOOOOOOOO

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@SNYtv Why ask him, I know what he's going to say verbatim. He doesn't even look like he cares.

[Bree @breebreecheese]

BRING COCAINE BACK TO THE METS

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@breebreecheese LITERALLY

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I need more friends who are painters. I need intellectual conversations about mixing fluorescent pink, titanium white, and crimson red.

[ღ @stfnigg]

men that are truly comfortable in their masculinity have no problem showing off how they worship their women, and women comfortable in their femininity have no problem being worshipped.

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@Jonathzn just hootin and hollering like an angel. I love her so much

[ash 𓏲ּ𝄢 @strawbleea]

slowly turning into a man all I think about is gym, money, & a fat ass

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@SamGootz PETE AND JEFF TOO! ALL THE 2024 METS NEEDED WAS TO SOEND BUG ON PITCHERS! WE WERE SO CLOSE TO PERFECTION

[soli @solisolsoli]

Utopia & Dystopia by Dylan Glynn

[✁ @emd0ty]

nothing better than when a man shuts the fuck up

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@SNY_Mets @metsbatflip1 take a page out of the phillies book and fire your manager and gm.

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@JustinCLeto @Mets PERIOD Justin

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@SleeperMets @MLBNetwork can you guys stop we do not need to get rid of lindor

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@SleeperMets delete this