em shady

missy elliot followed my last account and i'm here to win her back

[em shady @emdabuzz]

@EvilMopacATX sorority house mom

[em shady @emdabuzz]

if i’m being honest i think a little part of me just quit my job cuz i couldn’t imagine being indoors all summer

[em shady @emdabuzz]

does anyone wanna fall in love and split rent? doesn’t have to be long term

[em shady @emdabuzz]

“can you bring prince?” is my love language

[em shady @emdabuzz]

i’m just gonna say it… cocaine makes y’all bad dancers

[em shady @emdabuzz]

i’m tired of letting men ruin things i enjoy so therefore i am BACK ON TWITTER

[em shady @emdabuzz]

this is the last straw, i’m moving

[Evil MoPac @EvilMopacATX]

Epilogue:

This account means a lot to me, just like so many of y'all do

But I'm stepping away for now, unwilling to let my creative voice support, even passively via ad $, the horrifying human at the top of this food chain

If things change down the road, I'll be back

❤️EMP

[em shady @emdabuzz]

i hate that “please don’t show up here without my permission” is something i have to say more than once

[em shady @emdabuzz]

i hope blue ivy grows up to expose the illuminati

[em shady @emdabuzz]

@CovertCuriosity it’s me, i’m soccer

[em shady @emdabuzz]

should i just delete twitter? i do love a boycott and i’m pretty much out of jokes

[Nieltown @nieltown]

Excuse me, are these apples and bananas? I ordered eeples and baneenees

[em shady @emdabuzz]

wow my IG meme crush just started a band with the lead singer from all american rejects… i love the internet

[em shady @emdabuzz]

big don would be proud 🥹 #missyou

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

Snoop Dogg is making affirmation music and nursery rhymes for kids now. how can you not love him 🥺

[em shady @emdabuzz]

@CaseyHull omg 😭

[em shady @emdabuzz]

i can’t justify paying $600 for blink 182 tickets until they promise not to play any matt songs

[em shady @emdabuzz]

@natphantastic 😂 so right!!!

[em shady @emdabuzz]

no longer doing emotional labor for men and if u ask if of me i will be sending a venmo request at a rate of $100/hr. thank you!