emily

cunt

[emily @emdawggy]

Still can’t believe that when I was in high school I would get subway so much that they’d start making my order as soon as they saw me walk in the door

[emily @emdawggy]

why are there so many LDS missionaries in town like of all places why here

[emily @emdawggy]

i’ll do anything for the plot

[emily @emdawggy]

@GemsbyGary i love you crypto gary

[emily @emdawggy]

i need to be sent to the seaside like the women in the 18th century

[emily @emdawggy]

god i want to try raising canes so bad

[emily @emdawggy]

@livliv1071 PREACH

[emily @emdawggy]

women are inherently funnier than men

[emily @emdawggy]

i always lose like 5-10 followers on insta every time i post WTF

[emily @emdawggy]

i love how we get a day of sun and the whole town SPRINTS outside it’s so cute

[emily @emdawggy]

cosplaying as someone with 20/20 vision by sleeping in my contacts

[emily @emdawggy]

i love the way i’m randomly super active on here and then i disappear for weeks at a time

[emily @emdawggy]

@PopBase mother

[emily @emdawggy]

best tweet i ever made

[emily @emdawggy]

nobody:
me crying over dq making my order wrong:

[emily @emdawggy]

i love hurting my own feelings

[emily @emdawggy]

girls shouldn’t have to work

[emily @emdawggy]

trying to help my brother with his high school work makes me feel like the dumbest woman alive

[emily @emdawggy]

when u wanna hangout with ur little siblings but u cant cause they have friends over :( the tables have turned